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- Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
- Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face.
- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
- In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
- Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
- What's another word for Thesaurus?
- Steven Wright (1955 - )
- I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father's religion, if they can find out what it is.
- Charles Lamb (1775 - 1834)
- The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935), Illiterate Digest (1924), "Helping the Girls with their Income Taxes"
- Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
- Joey Bishop (1918 - )
- Getting caught is the mother of invention.
- Robert Byrne
- There is never enough time, unless you're serving it.
- Malcolm Forbes (1919 - 1990)
- The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
- Herb Caen
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