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Only the hand that erases can write the true thing.
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Meister Eckhart
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
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Jay Leno (1950 - )
All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!
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Bob Newhart (1929 - )
The world has so many lessons to teach you. I consider the world, our earth, to be like a school, and our life, the classrooms. Sometimes on our planet life school, the lessons often come dressed up as detours and road blocks and sometimes as full blown crises. And the secret I've learned to getting ahead is being open to the lessons.
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Oprah Winfrey (1954 - ), Stanford Commencement Adress, 2008
When you are not practicing, remember, someone somewhere is practicing, and when you meet him he will win.
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Ed Macauley
Nihilism is best done by professionals.
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Iggy Pop
Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
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Bill Gates (1955 - ), Business @ The Speed of Thought
When life seems chaotic, you don't need people giving you easy answers or cheap promises. There might not be any answers to your problems. What you need is a safe place where you can bounce with people who have taken some bad hops of their own.
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Gordon Atkinson, RealLivePreacher.com Weblog, August 12, 2003
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
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Will Durant (1885 - 1981)
Even the great get greater by doing more of it.
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Colleen Wainwright, communitcatrix, 04-10-2006
Then give to the world the best you have. And the best will come back to you.
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Madeline Bridges, O Magazine, December 2003
When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
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Anatole France (1844 - 1924)
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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Charles M. Schulz (1922 - 2000), Charlie Brown in "Peanuts"
I always wanted to be somebody. If I made it, it's half because I was game enough to take a lot of punishment along the way and half because there were a lot of people who cared enough to help me.
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Althea Gibson (1927 - 2003)
The man who backbites an absent friend, nay, who does not stand up for him when another blames him, the man who angles for bursts of laughter and for the repute of a wit, who can invent what he never saw, who cannot keep a secret - that man is black at heart: mark and avoid him.
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Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC)
Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it.
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Alvin Toffler
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
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Berton Averre
I don't care what it is, when it has an LCD screen, it makes it better.
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Kevin Rose, Diggnation, Our Lip Dub Is Better Than Yours, 2008
Science may set limits to knowledge, but should not set limits to imagination.
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Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.
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Gore Vidal (1925 - )
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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