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We are like a bunch of dogs squirting on fire hydrants. We poison the groundwater with our toxic piss, marking everything MINE in a ridiculous attempt to survive our deaths.
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John Green, The Fault in Our Stars, 2012
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )
Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to.
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H. Mumford Jones (1892 - 1980)
The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time.
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Willie Tyler
Give what you have. To someone, it may be better than you dare to think.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807 - 1882)
Well, spring sprang. We've had our state of grace and our little gift of sanctioned madness, courtesy of Mother Nature. Thanks, Gaia. Much obliged. I guess it's time to get back to that daily routine of living we like to call normal.
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David Assael, Northern Exposure, Spring Break, 1991
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.
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Henry S. Haskins
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing.
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Eric Berne (1910 - 1970)
Travel only with thy equals or thy betters; if there are none, travel alone.
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The Dhammapada
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
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G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)
Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it.
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Michel de Montaigne (1533 - 1592)
Family isn't about whose blood you have. It's about who you care about.
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Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park, Ike's Wee Wee, 1998
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
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George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), Man and Superman (1903) "Maxims for Revolutionists"
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
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Indira Gandhi (1917 - 1984), quoted by Christian Science Monitor, May 17, 1982
It is within the families themselves where peace can begin.
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Susan Partnow
When you get right down to it, what we all need is a place to go... A place where we can escape the noise of our lives and just relax.
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Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata, Animal Crossing: Wild World, 2005
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Bob Hope (1903 - 2003)
Have you heard that it was good to gain the day? I also say it is good to fall, battles are lost in the same spirit in which they are won.
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Walt Whitman (1819 - 1892)
[Not smoking the cigarette is] a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
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John Green, The Fault in Our Stars, 2012
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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