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I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
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Family isn't about whose blood you have. It's about who you care about.: Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park, Ike's Wee Wee, 1998
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Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.: Judith Martin, (Miss Manners)
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Blame someone else and get on with your life.: Alan Woods
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.: Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)
If I had my life to live over... I'd dare to make more mistakes next time.: Nadine Stair
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The best defence against misguided arrogance is a keen sense of humour.: Kathryn L. Nelson, Pemberley Manor, 2006
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In taking revenge, a man is but even with his enemy; but in passing it over, he is superior.: Sir Francis Bacon (1561 - 1626)
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Imagination is more important than knowledge...: Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
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When a problem can’t be solved, an attitude of acceptance makes room in your mind and heart for solutions to the problems that do need to be solved.: Julie A., M.A. Ross and Judy Corcoran, Joint Custody with a Jerk: Raising a Child with an Uncooperative Ex, 2011
There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you.: Carol Matthau, O Magazine, October 2003
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Make the best use of what is in your power, and take the rest as it happens.: Epictetus (55 AD - 135 AD)
One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.: Will Durant (1885 - 1981)
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.: Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)
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The significant problems we have cannot be solved at the same level of thinking with which we created them.: Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955), (attributed)
Never suffer youth to be an excuse for inadequacy, nor age and fame to be an excuse for indolence.: Benjamin Haydon
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Keep close to Nature's heart... and break clear away, once in awhile, and climb a mountain or spend a week in the woods. Wash your spirit clean. None of Nature's landscapes are ugly so long as they are wild.: John Muir (1838 - 1914), Our National Parks, 1901
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Then give to the world the best you have. And the best will come back to you.: Madeline Bridges, O Magazine, December 2003
Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.: Blore's Razor
Quit now, you'll never make it. If you disregard this advice, you'll be halfway there.: David Zucker (1947 - )