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School is learning things you don't want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn't know, while working toward a future you don't know will ever come.
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Dave Kellett, Sheldon, 10-09-11
The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams.
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Oprah Winfrey (1954 - ), O Magazine
Nothing amuses me more than the easy manner with which everybody settles the abundance of those who have a great deal less than themselves.
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Jane Austen (1775 - 1817), Mansfield Park
I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what they say, and that it is best to disregard their talk and judge only their actions.
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Dorothy Day (1897 - 1980), The Long Loneliness, 1952
Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.
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Thich Nhat Hanh
McCabe's Law: Nobody _has_ to do _anything_.
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Charles McCabe
Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
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Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet
Women are better at acting then men. Why? Because we have to be. If successfully convincing someone bigger than you are of something he doesn't want to know is a survival skill, this is how women have survived through the millennia.
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Meryl Streep (1949 - ), Barnard Commencement Speech, 2010
Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't.
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Pete Seeger
My evil genius Procrastination has whispered me to tarry 'til a more convenient season.
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Mary Todd Lincoln (1818 - 1882)
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )
You don’t need to win every medal to be successful.
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Jason Fried, Signal Vs. Noise, 08-22-06
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
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De La Lastra's Law
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
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Don Marquis (1878 - 1937)
Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope - a slight change, and all patterns alter.
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Sharon Salzberg
'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
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Leslie Nielsen (1926 - ), as Lieutenant Frank Drebin, "Police Squad"
Anger is never without Reason, but seldom with a good One.
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Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in 70 or 80 years. Your body changes, but you don't change at all.
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Doris Lessing, O Magazine, October 2003
Big, sweeping life changes really boil down to small, everyday decisions.
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Ali Vincent, Believe It, Be It: How Being the Biggest Loser Won Me Back My Life, 2009
All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon sand.
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Ella Wheeler Wilcox, O Magazine, February 2004
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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