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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
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Emo Phillips
Friendship make prosperity more shining and lessens adversity by dividing and sharing it.
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Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC), On Friendship, 44 B.C.
Lasting change is a series of compromises. And compromise is all right, as long your values don't change.
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Jane Goodall (1934 - )
He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike.
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William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), The Tempest, Act II scene 1
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
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Charles M. Schulz (1922 - 2000), Charlie Brown
To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak.
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C. Kent Wright
You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces - just good food from fresh ingredients.
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Julia Child (1912 - 2004)
If you don't know to the second when a drunk's gonna vomit on you, you don't survive as a strip club bouncer.
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Veronica Pare and Ferrett Steinmetz, Home on the Strange, 10-02-07
The aim of flattery is to soothe and encourage us by assuring us of the truth of an opinion we have already formed about ourselves.
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Edith Sitwell (1887 - 1964), As quoted in The Last Years of a Rebel : A Memoir of Edith Sitwell by Elizabeth Salter, 1967
CNN is one of the participants in the war. I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected president but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power.
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Arthur C. Clarke (1917 - )
Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons. It is to grow in the open air and to eat and sleep with the earth.
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Walt Whitman (1819 - 1892), Song of the Open Road
He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying.
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Michel de Montaigne (1533 - 1592)
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
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Stephen Leacock (1869 - 1944)
Be generous, be delicate, and always pursue the prize.
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Henry James (1843 - 1916), from his essay about the rules of writing
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.
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Adelle Davis (1904 - 1974)
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
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Tommy Cooper
Physicists like to think that all you have to do is say, these are the conditions, now what happens next?
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Richard Feynman (1918 - 1988)
Never spend your money before you have it.
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Thomas Jefferson (1743 - 1826)
If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself: 'I used to be angry every day; then every other day; now only every third or fourth day.' When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.
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Epictetus (55 AD - 135 AD)
Be charitable before wealth makes thee covetous.
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Sir Thomas Browne (1605 - 1682)
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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