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The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in 70 or 80 years. Your body changes, but you don't change at all.
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Doris Lessing, O Magazine, October 2003
Advertisements... contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
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Thomas Jefferson (1743 - 1826), Letter to Nathaniel Macon, January 12, 1819
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
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Salvador Dali (1904 - 1989)
I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
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Victor Hugo (1802 - 1885)
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
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Terry Pratchett
The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them.
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Sir William Bragg (1862 - 1942)
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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Dave Barry (1947 - )
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth.
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Benjamin Disraeli (1804 - 1881)
Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions.
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Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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R. D. Laing
Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
If the wind will not serve, take to the oars.
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Latin Proverb
There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income.
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Edmund Wilson (1895 - 1972)
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882), (attributed)
Experience suggests it doesn't matter so much how you got here, as what you do after you arrive.
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Lois McMaster Bujold, "Barrayar", 1991
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Bill Watterson (1958 - ), Calvin and Hobbes
Disobedience, in the eyes of anyone who has read history, is man's original virtue. It is through disobedience and rebellion that progress has been made.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), The Soul of Man Under Socialism
Love flies, runs, and rejoices; it is free and nothing can hold it back.
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Thomas a Kempis (1380 - 1471)
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
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Rita Rudner
Another belief of mine: that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.
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Margaret Atwood (1939 - ), Cat's Eye, 1988
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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