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It's all very well to read about sorrows and imagine yourself living through them heroically, but it's not so nice when you really come to have them, is it?
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L. M. Montgomery (1874 - 1942), Anne of Green Gables, 1908
A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.
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Woodrow Wilson (1856 - 1924)
Be bold and mighty powers will come to your aid.
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Basil King
In the United States, doing good has come to be, like patriotism, a favorite device of persons with something to sell.
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H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Is love supposed to last throughout all time, or is it like trains changing at random stops. If I loved her, how could I leave her? If I felt that way then, how come I don't feel anything now?
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Jeff Melvoin, Northern Exposure, Altered Egos, 1993
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
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Bill Watterson (1958 - ), Calvin & Hobbes
The power of illustrative anecdotes often lies not in how well they present reality, but in how well they reflect the core beliefs of their audience.
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David P. Mikkelson, Snopes.com, 04-10-04
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
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Edith Sitwell (1887 - 1964)
The greatest justice in life is that your vision and looks tend to go simultaneously.
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Kevin Bacon, People, 06-13-2011
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
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Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)
It's very hard to take yourself too seriously when you look at the world from outer space.
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Thomas K. Mattingly II
In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted.
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Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
Compassion isn’t being nice, she would say. It’s fighting like hell for the people who would get trampled otherwise.
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Susan Kaye Quinn, You Knew the Price, 2021
The important thing is this: To be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.
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Charles DuBois
To become acquainted with kindness one must be prepared to learn new things and feel new feelings. Kindness is more than a philosophy of the mind. It is a philosophy of the spirit.
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Robert J. Furey
Chicken exits are self-sabotage. They give you a false explanation for why you don't have something you want.
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Ali Vincent, Believe It, Be It: How Being the Biggest Loser Won Me Back My Life, 2009
You can take from every experience what it has to offer you. And you cannot be defeated if you just keep taking one breath followed by another.
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Oprah Winfrey (1954 - ), O Magazine, What I Know For Sure, January 2004
Here's a tip to avoid death by celebrity: First off, get a life. They can't touch you if you're out doing something interesting.
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Kent Nichols and Douglas Sarine, Ask a Ninja, Question 55, 10-03-07
Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.
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Tom Masson
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Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
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