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Good company requires only birth, education, and manners, and with regard to education is not very nice. Birth and good manners are essential; but a little learning is by no means a dangerous thing in good company; on the contrary, it will do very well.
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Jane Austen (1775 - 1817), Persuasion, 1818
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
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Dr. Seuss (1904 - 1991)
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.
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Senator Everett Dirksen (1896 - 1969)
The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason.
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John Cage (1912 - 1992)
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
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Philip K. Dick (1928 - 1982), Valis
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
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A. H. Weiler (1909 - 2002)
Many would be cowards if they had courage enough.
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Thomas Fuller (1608 - 1661)
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
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Henry Ford (1863 - 1947)
I shall never be ashamed of citing a bad author if the line is good.
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Seneca (5 BC - 65 AD)
It is a curious thing... that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.
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Evelyn Waugh (1903 - 1966)
We can draw lessons from the past, but we cannot live in it.
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Lyndon B. Johnson (1908 - 1973), December 13, 1963
To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given the chance to create, is the meat and potatoes of life. The money is the gravy. As everyone else, I love to dunk my crust in it. But alone, it is not a diet designed to keep body and soul together.
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Bette Davis (1908 - 1989), The Lonely Life, 1962
I cannot pretend to feel impartial about colours. I rejoice with the brilliant ones and am genuinely sorry for the poor browns.
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Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)
There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. It is like falling in love.
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Christopher Morley (1890 - 1957)
Concern for someone else was a good remedy for taking the mind off one's own troubles.
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Elizabeth Aston, The True Darcy Spirit, 2006
Famous I don't know about. It's hard to be famous and alive. I just want to play music every day and hear someone say, 'Thanks, that was great, here's some money, same time tomorrow, okay?'
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Terry Pratchett, Soul Music, page 151
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.
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Dave Barry (1947 - )
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
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Elayne Boosler
The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards.
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Arthur Koestler (1905 - 1983)
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
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Emo Phillips
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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