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Please do not be cynical. I hate cynicism. For the record, it’s my least favorite quality. It doesn’t lead anywhere.
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Conan O'Brien, Final Tonight Show Speech, 2010
Politics is made up largely of irrelevancies.
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Dalton Camp
Life ought to be a struggle of desire toward adventures whose nobility will fertilize the soul.
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Rebecca West (1892 - 1983)
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Rita Rudner
You don't become great by trying to be great. You become great by wanting to do something, and then doing it so hard that you become great in the process.
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Randall Munroe, xkcd, Marie Curie, 2011
It has been my experience that maximizing income is a helluva lot less important than maximizing passion and fulfillment in your both professionally and personally.
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John Green, Vlogbrothers, Is College Worth It?, 08-21-12
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007), Cat's Cradle
A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910), Following the Equator
At 18 our convictions are hills from which we look; At 45 they are caves in which we hide.
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F. Scott Fitzgerald (1896 - 1940)
The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
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Havelock Ellis (1859 - 1939)
Mistakes and disappointment make the sweet things in life that much sweeter.
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Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata, Animal Crossing: Wild World, 2005
Maybe coming clean is the ultimate selfish act. A way to absolve yourself by hurting someone who doesn't deserve to be hurt.
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Cindy Chupack, Sex and the City, Don't Ask, Don't Tell, 2000
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), The Model Millionaire, 1912
Don't be sweet, lest you be eaten up; don't be bitter, lest you be spewed out.
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Jewish Proverb
One person can have a profound effect on another. And two people...well, two people can work miracles. They can change a whole town. They can change the world.
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Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Cicely, 1992
With coarse rice to eat, with water to drink, and my bended arm for a pillow - I have still joy in the midst of these things. Riches and honors acquired by unrighteousness are to me as a floating cloud.
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Confucius (551 BC - 479 BC), The Confucian Analects
To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization.
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Arnold Toynbee (1889 - 1975)
I started thinking about little kids putting a cylindrical peg through a circular hole, and how they do it over and over again for months when they figure it out, and how basketball was basically just a slightly more aerobic version of that same exercise.
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John Green, The Fault in Our Stars, 2012
Abundance is, in large part, an attitude.
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Sue Patton Thoele
The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none.
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Thomas Carlyle (1795 - 1881)
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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