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If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough
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Mario Andretti (1940 - )
There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income.
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Edmund Wilson (1895 - 1972)
I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.
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Charles M. Schulz (1922 - 2000)
When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.
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Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)
Inner wisdom is more important than wealth. The more you spend it, the more you gain.
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Oprah Winfrey (1954 - ), Stanford Commencement Adress, 2008
Art is science made clear.
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Jean Cocteau (1889 - 1963)
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
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Leo Tolstoy (1828 - 1910), Anna Karenina, Chapter 1, first line
You just have to start putting one foot in front of the other, making an effort to get healthy every day.
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Ali Vincent, Believe It, Be It: How Being the Biggest Loser Won Me Back My Life, 2009
Parents are never as bad as kids think they are.
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Matt Witten, House M.D., Cursed, 2004
Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you--if you don't play, you can't win.
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Robert Heinlein (1907 - 1988)
I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
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W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )
For all that has been, thanks. For all that will be, yes.
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Dag Hammarskjold (1905 - 1961)
It is impossible to walk rapidly and be unhappy.
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Dr. Howard Murphy
The best index to a person's character is
(a) how he treats people who can't do him any good, and
(b) how he treats people who can't fight back.
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Abigail van Buren (1918 - )
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other person still owns that gift. The same is true of insults and verbal attacks.
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Steve Pavlina, How to Win an Argument, 08-31-05
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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Jules Renard (1864 - 1910)
All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon sand.
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Ella Wheeler Wilcox, O Magazine, February 2004
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
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Jay Leno (1950 - )
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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