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The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
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David Brinkley (1920 - 2003)
The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath.
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Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart
The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side.
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Scott Westerfeld, Peeps, 2005
There is... nothing greater than touching the shore after crossing some great body of water knowing that I've done it with my own two arms and legs.
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Diana Nyad
You can call it the 'Perfect Moment' when the universe aligns and the music in your head actually matches the music outside and all is well.
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Hugh Elliott, Standing Room Only, 04-18-2006
Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
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Malcolm Forbes (1919 - 1990), in Forbes Magazine
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
I would visualize things coming to me. It would just make me feel better. Visualization works if you work hard. That's the thing. You can't just visualize and go eat a sandwich.
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Jim Carrey, Oprah Winfrey Show, 1997
The present is a rope stretched over the past. The secret to walking it is, you never look down.
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Sean Stewart, Perfect Circle, 2004
They certainly give very strange names to diseases.
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Plato (427 BC - 347 BC)
I'm still an atheist, thank God.
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Luis Bunuel (1900 - 1983)
Every patient carries her or his own doctor inside.
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Albert Schweitzer (1875 - 1965)
The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910), in Christian Science
Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
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Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)
Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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Every instance of heartbreak can teach us powerful lessons about creating the kind of love we really want.
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Martha Beck, O Magazine, February 2003
The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.
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Ellen DeGeneres
To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it the more fit for its prime function of looking forward.
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Margaret Fairless Barber
Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
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Alexandre Dumas (1802 - 1870)
The will to be stupid is a very powerful force, but there are always alternatives.
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Lois McMaster Bujold, "Brothers in Arms"
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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