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You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
On a long enough timeline. The survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
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Chuck Palahniuk (1962 - ), Fight Club, 1996
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
It is not advisable, James, to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the embarrassing discovery of their exact value to your listener.
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Ayn Rand (1905 - 1982), Atlas Shrugged, 1957
The older I get, the more I feel
almost beautiful...
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Sharon Olds, Oprah Magazine, May 2004
Give not over thy soul to sorrow; and afflict not thyself in thy own counsel. Gladness of heart is the life of man and the joyfulness of man is length of days.
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Ecclesiastes
There are three rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
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W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965)
I've grown certain that the root of all fear is that we've been forced to deny who we are.
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Frances Moore Lappe, O Magazine, May 2004
If you neglect to recharge a battery, it dies. And if you run full speed ahead without stopping for water, you lose momentum to finish the race.
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Oprah Winfrey (1954 - ), O Magazine, April 2003
One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
Not every story has explosions and car chases. That's why they have nudity and espionage.
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Bill Barnes and Gene Ambaum, Unshelved, 09-14-08
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Bill Watterson (1958 - ), Calvin and Hobbes
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.
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Paul Valery (1871 - 1945), Tel Quel 2 (1943)
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
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Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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Robert Heinlein (1907 - 1988), Time Enough for Love, 1978
I am in control of all decisions that have to do with my image, which means that no one will decide what’s right for me except me. I’m not special. We should all feel this way about ourselves.
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Jennifer Hudson, I Got This: How I Changed My Ways and Lost What Weighed Me Down, 2012
In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and often the good suffer, and often the wicked prosper, and one hardly knows which of those is the more annoying.
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Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
I consider being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill.
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Samuel Butler (1835 - 1902)
I've always followed my father's advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble.
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John Wayne (1907 - 1979)
Humankind cannot stand very much reality.
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T. S. Eliot (1888 - 1965)
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
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