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If everyone had a dad like mine, no one would have sex tapes.
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Tina Fey, David Letterman Interview, 2011
You will find that the mere resolve not to be useless, and the honest desire to help other people, will, in the quickest and delicatest ways, improve yourself.
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John Ruskin (1819 - 1900)
If we all did the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves.
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Thomas A. Edison (1847 - 1931)
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
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Aaron McGruder, The Boondocks, 07-10-2001
I can’t talk about our love story, so I will talk about math. I am not a mathematician, but I know this: There are infinite numbers between 0 and 1. There’s .1 and .12 and .112 and an infinite collection of others. Of course, there is a bigger infinite set of numbers between 0 and 2, or between 0 and a million. Some infinities are bigger than other infinities. A writer we used to like taught us that. There are days, many of them, when I resent the size of my unbounded set. I want more numbers than I’m likely to get. But, my love, I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity. I wouldn’t trade it for the world. You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I’m grateful.
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John Green (1977 - ), The Fault in Our Stars, 2012
I think that little by little I'll be able to solve my problems and survive.
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Frida Kahlo (1907 - 1954), Letter to Nickolas Muray, 12-18-1939
Order is the shape upon which beauty depends.
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Pearl Buck (1892 - 1973)
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool.
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Richard Feynman (1918 - 1988), Caltech commencement address, 1974
Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries.
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Corita Kent
The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others.
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Hasidic Saying
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
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Peter McArthur
It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.
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Garrison Keillor (1942 - ), in Salon.com
It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892, Act I
There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it.
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George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), "Man and Superman" (1903), act 4
That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.
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John Green (1977 - ), An Abundance of Katherines, 2008
Sometimes the clearest mirrors come from those who are outside looking in.
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Jennifer Neal, nakedjen, 06-26-09
Walk through life eager and open to self-improvement and that which is going to best help you evolve, because that's really why were here: to evolve as human beings.
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Oprah Winfrey (1954 - ), Stanford Commencement Adress, 2008
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
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Lester B. Pearson (1897 - 1972)
Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world.
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Peter York
Whenever I’d try to talk myself out of going for a walk, and there were a few days like that, I’d take myself through a series of simple tasks so I would get up and go.
1. Get up.
2. Find your house keys.
3. Put on some shoes.
4. Grab your iPod.
5. Walk out the front door.
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Jennifer Hudson, I Got This: How I Changed My Ways and Lost What Weighed Me Down, 2012
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
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