Random Quotations

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The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784), (attributed; also attributed to Ann Landers)
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
Who you are moment to moment is just a story.
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Chuck Palahniuk (1962 - ), Invisible Monsters, 1999
Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.
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William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616)
Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
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Voltaire (1694 - 1778)
It is not a bad idea to get in the habit of writing down one's thoughts. It saves one having to bother anyone else with them.
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Isabel Colegate
You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.
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Plato (427 BC - 347 BC)
That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life, but in a new way.
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Doris Lessing
I define joy as a sustained sense of well-being and internal peace - a connection to what matters.
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Oprah Winfrey (1954 - ), O Magazine
It seems the misfortune of one can plow a deeper furrow in the heart than the misfortune of millions.
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Kirby Larson, Hattie Big Sky, 2006
To imagine the unimaginable is the highest use of the imagination.
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Cynthia Ozick
A friend is a second self.
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Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)
Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.
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Henri Bergson (1859 - 1941)
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
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Penn Jillette (1955 - ), in a Compuserve chat
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
The dead cannot cry out for justice; it is a duty of the living to do so for them.
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Lois McMaster Bujold, Diplomatic Immunity, 2002
Content makes poor men rich; discontentment makes rich men poor.
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Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)
Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.
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Dorothy Sarnoff
What you are is a question only you can answer.
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Lois McMaster Bujold, The Warrior's Apprentice, 1986
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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