Random Quotations

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An honest man can feel no pleasure in the exercise of power over his fellow citizens.
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Thomas Jefferson (1743 - 1826), letter to John Melish, January 13, 1813
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
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Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)
What a beautiful, sunny morning. It makes you happy to be alive, doesn't it? We can't let the sun outshine us! We have to beam, too!
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Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata, Animal Crossing: Wild World, 2005
Nothing fails like success.
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Gerald Nachman
Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Abigail Van Buren (1918 - ), 1978
I am interested in the homeless, but they're a symptom. You're treating a symptom and the disease rages on and consumes the human race. I'm talking about an overhaul of the system: putting power in different hands.
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Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, 2008
I think the world is run by 'C' students.
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Al McGuire
Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.
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Howard Aiken (1900 - 1973)
There are worse things than looking stupid. Sleeping through life is one of them.
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Laura Preble, The Queen Geek Social Club, 2006
Depend not on another, but lean instead on thyself...True happiness is born of self-reliance.
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The laws of Manu
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )
He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.
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Anonymous, (wrongly attributed to the Koran)
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
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Will Rogers (1879 - 1935), Illiterate Digest (1924), "Breaking into the Writing Game"
The only cure for grief is action.
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George Henry Lewes
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Mae West (1892 - 1980), Klondike Annie (1936 film)
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
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Ernest Benn
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
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Baltasar Gracian
We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words.
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Anna Sewell (1820 - 1878), Black Beauty, 1877
He who wrestles with us strengthens our nerves and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper.
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Edmund Burke (1729 - 1797)
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
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Indira Gandhi (1917 - 1984), quoted by Christian Science Monitor, May 17, 1982
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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