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You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
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Olin Miller
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
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Peter McArthur
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
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Dr. Seuss (1904 - 1991)
When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.
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William Wrigley Jr. (1861 - 1932)
Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.
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Russell Baker (1925 - )
Consult your friend on all things, especially on those which respect yourself. His counsel may then be useful where your own self-love might impair your judgment.
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Seneca (5 BC - 65 AD)
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
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Honore de Balzac (1799 - 1850)
Another unsettling element in modern art is that common symptom of immaturity, the dread of doing what has been done before.
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Edith Wharton (1862 - 1937)
Avoidance is a great tool to get away from food in my face all day long.
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Jennifer Hudson, I Got This: How I Changed My Ways and Lost What Weighed Me Down, 2012
Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive webcomic, 09-17-05
Unless man is committed to the belief that all mankind are his brothers, then he labors in vain and hypocritically in the vineyards of equality.
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Adam Clayton Powell Jr. (1908 - 1972), 'Black Power: A Form of Godly Power,' 1967
Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that's the stuff life is made of.
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Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790), 'Poor Richard's Almanack,' June 1746
Nothing is more characteristic of a man than the mann in which he behaves toward fools.
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Henri-Frédéric Amiel
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.
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Lady Mary Wortley Montagu (1689 - 1762)
The past is finished. There is nothing to be gained by going over it. Whatever it gave us in the experiences it brought us was something we had to know.
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Rebecca Beard
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
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George Burns (1896 - 1996)
Feed a fever, starve a cold. Lightly sup with rickets.
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Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata, Animal Crossing: Wild World, 2005
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
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W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946), in Richard J. Anobile - "Godfrey Daniels"
The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.
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Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
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Robert Byrne
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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