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One man's ways may be as good as another's, but we all like our own best.
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Jane Austen (1775 - 1817), Persuasion, 1818
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
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William G. McAdoo (1863 - 1941)
It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can stop him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important.
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Martin Luther King Jr. (1929 - 1968)
My evil genius Procrastination has whispered me to tarry 'til a more convenient season.
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Mary Todd Lincoln (1818 - 1882)
My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.
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Indira Gandhi (1917 - 1984)
Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future ones.
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Seneca (5 BC - 65 AD)
Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
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Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862), "Walden", 1854
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
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Lynda Barry
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
'Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Malaclypse the Younger
There are so many different ways lives work out, so many stories, and every one of them is precious: full of joy and heartbreak, and a fair amount of situation comedy.
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Sean Stewart, Perfect Circle, 2004
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
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Buck Henry
A gift - be it a present, a kind word or a job done with care and love - explains itself!... and if receivin' it embarrasses you, it's because your 'thanks box' is warped.
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Alice Childress
My reason, the physician to my love, angry that his prescriptions are not kept, hath left me.
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William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), Sonnet CXLVII
Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.
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Penn Jillette (1955 - )
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
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W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.
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George F. Will (1941 - )
To accomplish our destiny it is not enough to merely guard prudently against road accidents. We must also cover before nightfall the distance assigned to each of us.
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Alexis Carrel (1873 - 1944)
If you do not wish to be prone to anger, do not feed the habit; give it nothing which may tend to its increase.
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Epictetus (55 AD - 135 AD)
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others.
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Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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