Random Quotations

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When you're a team of one, you're always captain.
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Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata, Animal Crossing: Wild World, 2005
I passionately hate the idea of being with it, I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.
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Orson Welles (1915 - 1985)
My parents taught me how to listen to everybody before I made up my own mind. When you listen, you learn. You absorb like a sponge-and your life becomes so much better than when you are just trying to be listened to all the time.
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Steven Spielberg
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
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Garry Shandling (1949 - )
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)
We try to grab pieces of our lives as they speed past us. Photographs freeze those pieces and help us remember how we were. We don't know these lost people but if you look around, you'll find someone just like them.
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Gene McSweeney, Grey Water Photography, 06-04-2006
People fail forward to success.
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Mary Kay Ash
Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Unknown
When I see somebody 'suffering for their art', it%uFFFDs usually a case of them not knowing where that red line is, not knowing where the sovereignty lies.
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Hugh Macleod, How To Be Creative: 15, 08-22-04
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
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Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
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Emo Phillips
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
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Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)
Obtain from yourself all that makes complaining useless. No longer implore from others what you yourself can obtain.
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Andre Gide (1869 - 1951)
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
It is necessary to try to surpass oneself always; this occupation ought to last as long as life.
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Queen Christina (1626 - 1689), of Sweden
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
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Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
There are so many different ways lives work out, so many stories, and every one of them is precious: full of joy and heartbreak, and a fair amount of situation comedy.
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Sean Stewart, Perfect Circle, 2004
Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.
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J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets, 1999
Turn your midlife crisis to your own advantage by making it a time for renewal of your body and mind, rather than stand by helplessly and watch them decline.
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Jane E. Brody
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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