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Order is not pressure which is imposed on society from without, but an equilibrium which is set up from within.
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Jose Ortega y Gasset (1883 - 1955)
How could you be a Great Man if history brought you no Great Events, or brought you to them at the wrong time, too young, too old?
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Lois McMaster Bujold, "Memory", 1996
Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing.
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William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), Troilus and Cressida, Act 1, Scene 2
The Argument from Intimidation is a confession of intellectual impotence.
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Ayn Rand (1905 - 1982), The Virtue of Selfishness, 1964
Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
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Frank Lloyd Wright (1869 - 1959)
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892, Act III
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
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Garrison Keillor (1942 - )
The only difference between a rut and a grave... is in their dimensions.
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Ellen Glasglow
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
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Chuck Palahniuk (1962 - ), Invisible Monsters, 1999
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
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Quentin Crisp
We are the people our parents warned us about.
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Jimmy Buffett
Guilt is anger directed at ourselves--at what we did or did not do.
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Peter McWilliams, Life 101
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )
For purposes of action nothing is more useful than narrowness of thought combined with energy of will.
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Henri-Frédéric Amiel
To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
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Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool.
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Richard Feynman (1918 - 1988), Caltech commencement address, 1974
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
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Paul Gauguin (1848 - 1903)
History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.
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Leonard Louis Levinson
When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
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Jonathan Swift (1667 - 1745), Thoughts on Various Subjects
Make your own recovery the first priority in your life.
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Robin Norwood
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Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
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