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Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.
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Henry Kissinger (1923 - ), Wilson Library Bulletin, March 1979
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
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George Eliot (1819 - 1880), 'Mr. Gilfil's Love Story,' Scenes of Clerical Life, 1857
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
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George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), Man and Superman (1903) "Maxims for Revolutionists"
You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.
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Anouk Aimee, O Magazine, October 2003
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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Mark Russell (1932 - )
Famous I don't know about. It's hard to be famous and alive. I just want to play music every day and hear someone say, 'Thanks, that was great, here's some money, same time tomorrow, okay?'
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Terry Pratchett, Soul Music, page 151
Love is that splendid triggering of human vitality... the supreme activity which nature affords anyone for going out of himself toward someone else.
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Jose Ortega y Gasset (1883 - 1955)
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.
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Cindy Gardner
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
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Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
Good food ends with good talk.
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Geoffrey Neighor, Northern Exposure, Duets, 1993
Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can’t be taken on its own merits.
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Dan Barker, "Losing Faith in Faith", 1992
What's another word for Thesaurus?
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
The wages of sin are unreported.
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Unknown
Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.
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Victor Hugo (1802 - 1885), Les Miserables, 1862
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love.
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Sophocles (496 BC - 406 BC)
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Joseph Heller (1923 - 1999), "Catch-22"
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
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Jules Renard (1864 - 1910)
There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.
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Cyril Connolly (1903 - 1974)
Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less.
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Norman Mailer (1923 - 2007)
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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