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The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
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Harlan Ellison (1934 - )
When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears.
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Ann Radcliffe (1764 - 1823), The Mysteries of Udolpho, 1764
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
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George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)
There is always so much talk about the sins of the fathers, but it is the sins of the mothers that are the most difficult to avoid repeating.
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Melanie Benjamin, Alice I Have Been, 2010
Every instance of heartbreak can teach us powerful lessons about creating the kind of love we really want.
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Martha Beck, O Magazine, February 2003
All my possessions for a moment of time.
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Elizabeth I (1533 - 1603)
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809 - 1894)
Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well-warmed, and well-fed.
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Herman Melville (1819 - 1891)
Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible.
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Stanislaw Lem (1921 - 2006)
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better.
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Laurie Anderson, Language Is A Virus
The least of learning is done in the classrooms.
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Thomas Merton (1915 - 1968)
When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.
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Aaron McGruder, Boondocks, 07-04-04
Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment.
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R. Buckminster Fuller (1895 - 1983), Interview, April 30, 1978
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
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Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)
An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous.
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Henry Ford (1863 - 1947)
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)
No one who cannot rejoice in the discovery of his own mistakes deserves to be called a scholar.
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Donald Foster
Trouble is part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.
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Dinah Shore (1917 - 1994)
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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