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Follow your inclinations with due regard to the policeman round the corner.
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W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965), 'Of Human Bondage', 1915
There was a disturbance in my heart, a voice that spoke there and said, I want, I want, I want! It happened every afternoon, and when I tried to suppress it it got even stronger.
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Saul Bellow (1915 - 2005), O Magazine, September 2003
A man that don't believe in destiny don't need to know what his destiny is.
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Laura Moncur (1969 - ), Merriton: Twelve Hours from San Francisco, 08-20-08
The significance of man is that he is insignificant and is aware of it.
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Carl Becker
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
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Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
There must be a limit to the mistakes one person can make, and when I get to the end of them, then I'll be through with them. That's a very comforting thought.
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L. M. Montgomery (1874 - 1942), Anne of Green Gables, 1908
To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.
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Margaret Thatcher (1925 - ), interview with Barbara Walters on ABC-TV, March 18, 1987
If you have any doubts that we live in a society controlled by men, try reading down the index of contributors to a volume of quotations, looking for women's names.
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Elaine Gill
No good deed goes unpunished.
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Clare Booth Luce (1903 - 1987)
When a problem can’t be solved, an attitude of acceptance makes room in your mind and heart for solutions to the problems that do need to be solved.
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Julie A., M.A. Ross and Judy Corcoran, Joint Custody with a Jerk: Raising a Child with an Uncooperative Ex, 2011
I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977), In the film A Day at the Races
For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.
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Alice Kahn
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
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Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
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J. R. R. Tolkien (1892 - 1973), The Fellowship of the Ring
Holding onto anger is like grasping onto a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else. You are the one who gets burned.
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Buddha (563 BC - 483 BC)
Love is that splendid triggering of human vitality... the supreme activity which nature affords anyone for going out of himself toward someone else.
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Jose Ortega y Gasset (1883 - 1955)
I never lie because I don't fear anyone. You only lie when you're afraid.
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John Gotti
As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.
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Hagar the Horrible
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
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Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862)
The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and not in a closet.
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Lord Chesterfield (1694 - 1773), Letters to His Son, 1746, published 1774
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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