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I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me.
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Chris Rapier
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
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Charles M. Schulz (1922 - 2000)
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
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Dr. Seuss (1904 - 1991)
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
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George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
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Robert Frost (1874 - 1963)
Blessed are they who heal you of self-despisings. Of all services which can be done to man, I know of none more precious.
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William Hale White
Fasting and natural diet, though essentially unknown [in today's U.S.] as a therapy, should be the first treatment when someone discovers that she or he has a medical problem. It should not be applied only to the most advanced cases, as is present practice. Whether the patient has a cardiac condition, hypertension, autoimmune disease, fibroids, or asthma, he or she must be informed that fasting and natural, plant-based diets are a viable alternative to conventional therapy, and an effective one. The time may come when not offering this substantially more effective nutritional approach will be considered malpractice.
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Joel Fuhrman, M.D., Fasting And Eating For Health
That is not what Geek means to me. We are more than the hobbies that we do or the things that we like. To me, Geek means an outsider, a rebel, a dreamer, a creator, a fighter. It's a person who dares to love something that isn't conventional.
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Felicia Day, Geek and Sundry, State of the Sundry, 03-25-13
It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.
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Confucius (551 BC - 479 BC)
I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can understand it.
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Queen Juliana (1909 - 2004), of the Netherlands
Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn.
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Miguel de Cervantes (1547 - 1616)
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
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Doug Larson
If you neglect to recharge a battery, it dies. And if you run full speed ahead without stopping for water, you lose momentum to finish the race.
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Oprah Winfrey (1954 - ), O Magazine, April 2003
I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.
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Charles M. Schulz (1922 - 2000)
How little of permanent happiness could belong to a couple who were only brought together because their passions were stronger than their virtue.
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Jane Austen (1775 - 1817), Pride and Prejudice, 1811
I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice.
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Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865), speech in Washington D.C., 1865
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.
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Katherine Cebrian
Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.
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Thich Nhat Hanh
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
Sanity is a madness put to good use.
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George Santayana (1863 - 1952)
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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