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Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.
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Victor Hugo (1802 - 1885), Les Miserables, 1862
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
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Bill Gates (1955 - ), Business @ The Speed of Thought
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
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Jean Kerr
A gift in season is a double favor to the needy.
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Publilius Syrus (~100 BC), Moral Sayings, 100 B.C.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.
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Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
There is no moral precept that does not have something inconvenient about it.
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Denis Diderot (1713 - 1784)
Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
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Tom Stoppard (1937 - ), "Artist Descending a Staircase"
Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other.
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John F. Kennedy (1917 - 1963), speech prepared for delivery in Dallas the day of his assassination, November 22, 1963
A schedule defends from chaos and whim.
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Annie Dillard
Sometimes it's hard to avoid the happiness of others.
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David Assael, Northern Exposure, Our Tribe, 1992
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
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Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
Frugality without creativity is deprivation.
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Amy Dacyczyn
Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
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Frank Lloyd Wright (1869 - 1959)
In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.
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John Churton Collins
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence.
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Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)
He that respects himself is safe from others. He wears a coat of mail that none can pierce.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807 - 1882)
Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface. But sometimes, there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one. Like with pie.
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Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, 2008
Do not measure your loss by itself; if you do, it will seem intolerable; but if you will take all human affairs into account you will find that some comfort is to be derived from them.
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Saint Basil (329 AD - 379 AD)
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
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Emo Phillips, Neuropsychology: Clinical and Experimental Foundations
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
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