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There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
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Alice Thomas Ellis
Getting there isn't half the fun - it's all the fun.
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Robert Townsend
There is hardly any personal defect which an agreeable manner might not gradually reconcile one to.
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Jane Austen (1775 - 1817), Persuasion, 1818
Man's main task is to give birth to himself.
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Erich Fromm (1900 - 1980)
How can you come to know yourself? Never by thinking, always by doing. Try to do your duty, and you'll know right away what you amount to.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749 - 1832)
Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.
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Russell Baker (1925 - )
The sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous.
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Shana Alexander
[Detractors] are just wrong, and that's okay. They just don't see it yet. That's what I would tell myself to keep those moments of doubt, only moments.
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Lisa Kudrow, Vasser Commencement Address, 2010
To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak.
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C. Kent Wright
The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.
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Saki (1870 - 1916)
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
A man can do all things if he but wills them.
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Leon Battista Alberti (1404 - 1472)
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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Phyllis Diller
Life ain't like books. Books got somebody writin' 'em and tryin' to entertain ya. Life is more like a set of Legos. Unless you take care of 'em, you lose a few pieces and you end up steppin' on 'em with bare feet. You gotta take care of your life.
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Laura Moncur (1969 - ), Merriton: 35 Minutes Away From Home, 02-29-12
There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.
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Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, March 10, 2008
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
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A. A. Milne (1882 - 1956)
There is no Them, there is only Us. Some of Us think this or some of Us think that, but we're all Us.
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Lisa Williams, Us and Them: A Blog Conversation Survival Guide, SXSW 2006
The palest ink is better than the best memory.
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Chinese Proverb
One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes.
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Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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