Random Quotations

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Acceptance is not submission; it is acknowledgment of the facts of a situation. Then deciding what you're going to do about it.
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Kathleen Casey Theisen
Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.
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Jeanne Moreau
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
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Hunter S. Thompson (1939 - 2005)
Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's 'St. Matthew's Passion' on a ukulele.
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Bagdikian's Observation
It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere.
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Agnes Repplier (1855 - 1950)
Despise not any man, and do not spurn anything; for there is no man who has not his hour, nor is there anything that has not its place.
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Ben Azai, Mishna
If you can’t take responsibility for your own well-being, you will never take control over it.
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Jennifer Hudson, I Got This: How I Changed My Ways and Lost What Weighed Me Down, 2012
Every good product I've ever seen is because a group of people cared deeply about making something wonderful that they and their friends wanted. They wanted to use it themselves.
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Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011), Apple WWDC Closing Keynote, 1997
When you point your finger at someone, three fingers are pointing back at you.
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Anonymous
No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.
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Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Romania.
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Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967), Not So Deep as a Well (1937), "Comment"
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
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Woody Allen (1935 - ), "Without Feathers"
You have to accept the plan and realize that if you slip, and you might, you can’t use that as a reason to give up or stop.
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Jennifer Hudson, I Got This: How I Changed My Ways and Lost What Weighed Me Down, 2012
Sending important messages via text is the coward’s way out. Don’t be the person who texts important messages. It’s rude, inconsiderate, and, yes, cowardly.
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Julie A., M.A. Ross and Judy Corcoran, Joint Custody with a Jerk: Raising a Child with an Uncooperative Ex, 2011
In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it may not actually come to pass while the article is still on the presses.
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Calvin Trillin (1935 - )
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
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Alfred North Whitehead (1861 - 1947)
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.
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Abigail Van Buren (1918 - ), (Dear Abby)
Each decision we make, each action we take, is born out of an intention.
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Sharon Salzberg, O Magazine, The Power of Intention, January 2004
We all self-conscious. I'm just the first to admit it.
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Kanye West
Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself.
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William Faulkner (1897 - 1962)
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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