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Life ain't like books. Books got somebody writin' 'em and tryin' to entertain ya. Life is more like a set of Legos. Unless you take care of 'em, you lose a few pieces and you end up steppin' on 'em with bare feet. You gotta take care of your life.
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Laura Moncur (1969 - ), Merriton: 35 Minutes Away From Home, 02-29-12
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
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Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one's real and one's declared aims, one turns as it were instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish spurting out ink.
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George Orwell (1903 - 1950), "Politics and the English Language", 1946
Perfect as the wing of a bird may be, it will never enable the bird to fly if unsupported by the air. Facts are the air of science. Without them a man of science can never rise.
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Ivan Pavlov (1849 - 1936)
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )
You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.
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Eric Hoffer (1902 - 1983)
Even the wisest counsel is useless when it is unheeded.
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Stephanie Barron, Jane and the Unpleasantness at Scargrave Manor, 1996
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
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Russell Baker (1925 - )
You have no control over what the other guy does. You only have control over what you do.
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A. J. Kitt
Admit that your own private Mount Everest exists. That is half the battle.
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Hugh Macleod, How To Be Creative: 9, 08-22-04
The thing that I'm always left with is this overwhelming desire for people to be rooted and the only way that they feel rooted is through another person.
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John Allen, A network called 'Internet', CBC, 10-08-93
Set all things in their own peculiar place, and know that order is the greatest grace.
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John Dryden (1631 - 1700)
Death likes it when you play hard to get.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 09-20-12
The family is the country of the heart.
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Giuseppe Mazzini (1805 - 1872)
When you look at yourself from a universal standpoint, something inside always reminds or informs you that there are bigger and better things to worry about.
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Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955), The World as I See It.
When you relinquish the desire to control your future, you can have more happiness.
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Nicole Kidman, in The Scotsman
You can forget a lot of things, but you cannot forget a woman’s name and claim to love her.
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Gordon Atkinson, RealLivePreacher.com Weblog, October 20, 2003
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
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Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
Being a celebrity has taught me to hide, but being an actor has opened my soul.
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Meryl Streep (1949 - ), Barnard Commencement Speech, 2010
The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest.
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Thomas Moore (1779 - 1852)
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
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