Random Quotations

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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'
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Jay Leno (1950 - )
It is when power is wedded to chronic fear that it becomes formidable.
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Eric Hoffer (1902 - 1983), The Passionate State of Mind, 1954
To do anything truly worth doing, I must not stand back shivering and thinking of the cold and danger, but jump in with gusto and scramble through as well as I can.
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Og Mandino (1923 - 1996)
She felt that she could so much more depend upon the sincerity of those who sometimes looked or said a careless or a hasty thing, than of those whose presence of mind never varied, whose tongue never slipped.
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Jane Austen (1775 - 1817), Persuasion, 1818
In Kyudo philosophy, you don't aim--you become one with the target. Then, in fact, there's nothing to aim at. I find it works well with women, too. Give it a try.
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Martin Sage and Sybil Adelman, Northern Exposure, The Bumpy Road to Love, 1991
I am here for a purpose and that purpose is to grow into a mountain, not to shrink to a grain of sand. Henceforth will I apply ALL my efforts to become the highest mountain of all and I will strain my potential until it cries for mercy.
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Og Mandino (1923 - 1996)
How my achievements mock me!
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William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), Troilus and Cressida, Act IV
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
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Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)
You have to learn that if you start making sure you feel good, everything will be okay.
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Ruben Studdard, Seventeen Magazine, September 2003
You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces - just good food from fresh ingredients.
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Julia Child (1912 - 2004)
The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
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Jeff Foxworthy
Silence is the virtue of fools.
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Sir Francis Bacon (1561 - 1626)
Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes, and dance.
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Oprah Winfrey (1954 - ), O Magazine, February 2003
The creation of something new is not accomplished by the intellect but by the play instinct acting from inner necessity. The creative mind plays with the objects it loves.
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Carl Jung (1875 - 1961)
We all have such a finite time to leave the world better than we found it.
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Dave Kellett, Sheldon, 10-30-12
I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it.
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Thomas Jefferson (1743 - 1826)
Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none.
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Jules Renard (1864 - 1910)
Even the wisest counsel is useless when it is unheeded.
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Stephanie Barron, Jane and the Unpleasantness at Scargrave Manor, 1996
Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for.
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Epicurus (341 BC - 270 BC)
Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.
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A. J. Liebling (1904 - 1963)
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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