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It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over.
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Edna St. Vincent Millay (1892 - 1950)
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
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Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)
Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not be able to abide by its restrictions. Never is a long, undependable time, and life is too full of rich possibilities to have restrictions placed upon it.
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Gloria Swanson (1899 - 1983)
Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.
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Louis C. K., Louis C. K.: Chewed Up, 2008
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
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Oscar Levant (1906 - 1972)
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )
When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
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Henry J. Kaiser (1882 - 1967)
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
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Samuel Butler (1835 - 1902)
Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this, that you are dreadfully like other people.
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James Russell Lowell (1819 - 1891)
Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.
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Dr. Thomas Fuller (1654 - 1734), Gnomologia, 1732
We do not know what we want and yet we are responsible for what we are - that is the fact.
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Jean-Paul Sartre (1905 - 1980)
I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.
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Harry S Truman (1884 - 1972), quoted by Time, June 9, 1975
Dedicate some of your life to others. Your dedication will not be a sacrifice. It will be an exhilarating experience because it is an intense effort applied toward a meaningful end.
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Dr. Thomas Dooley
I want to change the pop world one sequin at a time. Artists tend to take themselves way too seriously and don't enjoy the fun of making an impact on culture. I just have a good time and sequins represent a good time.
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Lady Gaga (1986 - ), BBC Breakfast, 04-21-09
Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something.
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Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862)
No good deed goes unpunished.
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Clare Booth Luce (1903 - 1987), in H. Faber, The Book of Laws, 1980
Nobody's journey is seamless or smooth. We all stumble. We all have setbacks. It's just life's way of saying, "Time to change course."
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Oprah Winfrey (1954 - ), Stanford Commencement Adress, 2008
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910), Following the Equator (1897)
You don't become great by trying to be great. You become great by wanting to do something, and then doing it so hard that you become great in the process.
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Randall Munroe, xkcd, Marie Curie, 2011
Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
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Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
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