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She was a woman who, between courses, could be graceful with her elbows on the table.
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Henry James (1843 - 1916)
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
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H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
I didn't really say everything I said.
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Yogi Berra (1925 - )
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
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Rita Rudner
It's sad when our daddies die. Makes us one less person inside.
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Pamela Ribon, Why Girls Are Weird, 2003
He who boasts of his ancestry is praising the deeds of another.
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Seneca (5 BC - 65 AD), 'Hercules Furens,' 100 A.D.
And that's the world in a nutshell, an appropriate receptacle.
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Stan Dunn
Of all the self-fulfilling prophecies in our culture, the assumption that aging means decline and poor health is probably the deadliest.
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Marilyn Ferguson, The Aquarian Conspiracy, 1980
Neither enemy faces, nor the mothers that love them, come to mind when one is thinking of nothing but endeavouring to survive. Philosophising about war is useless under fire.
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Linda Berdoll, Mr. Darcy Takes A Wife, 2004
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it.
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Edith Wharton (1862 - 1937)
Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue.
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Scott Adams (1957 - ), The Dilbert Blog
It's the possibility that when you're dead you might still go on hurting that bothers me.
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Keri Hulme, The Bone People, 1983
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
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Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.
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Charles Wadsworth
If you ever start to feel too good about yourself, they have this thing called the Internet, and you can find a lot of people there who don't like you.
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Tina Fey, Golden Globes Acceptance Speech, 2009
How beautiful maleness is, if it finds its right expression.
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D. H. Lawrence (1885 - 1930)
Just because this isn't in your life plan doesn't mean this isn't exactly where you're supposed to be.
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Nahnatchka Khan , Don't Trust the B- in Apartment 23, Daddy's Girl, April 2012
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
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Peter De Vries
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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