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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 20, 2026
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
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G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)  
If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.
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Yogi Berra (1925 - ), as quoted by Joe Garagiola on the Jack Paar show, NBC 1963  
With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life.
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P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )  
Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.
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