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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 31, 2026
Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
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William Feather (1908 - 1976)  
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
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Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)  
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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Henry Cate VII  
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
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Bradley's Bromide  
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