Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - June 25, 2025
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'
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Steven Wright (1955 - )  
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.
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Robert Heinlein (1907 - 1988)  
In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.
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Mogens Jallberg  
Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own.
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742 - 1799)  
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