Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
July 13Mark Twain, Bertrand Russell, Blaise Pascal, George Burns
July 12Chuck Reid, Rita Rudner, Fran Lebowitz, Mel Brooks
July 11Charles M. Schulz, Totie Fields, George Santayana, Tom Stoppard
July 10Elbert Hubbard, Tom Wilson, P. J. Plauger, Oscar Wilde
July 09H. L. Mencken, Sacha Guitry, Joseph Addison, Ellen Goodman
July 08Samuel Goldwyn, Hubert H. Humphrey, Oscar Levant, Voltaire
July 07Umberto Eco, Ambrose Bierce, Henry Ward Beecher, Jeph Jacques
July 06Dame Rose Macaulay, Woodrow Wilson, Lynda Barry, Hunter S. Thompson
July 05W. Somerset Maugham, William Ralph Inge, Adrienne E. Gusoff, Evelyn Waugh
July 04Art Hoppe, Chinese Proverb, Cindy Gardner, Paul Valery
July 03Pliny the Elder, Henry David Thoreau, Henny Youngman, Friedrich Nietzsche
July 02Groucho Marx, Joe Martin, Laurence J. Peter, Otto von Bismarck
July 01Sean O'Casey, Chantal Saperstein, Alice Thomas Ellis, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
June 30George Steiner, John Cage, Bertrand Russell, Jay Leno
June 29James Branch Cabell, Peter Drucker, Samuel Butler, Martin Luther King Jr.
June 28Norman Brenner, Jerry Seinfeld, Fran Lebowitz, Donald H. Rumsfeld
June 27George Gallup, Oscar Wilde, Noel Coward, Bella Abzug
June 26Kin Hubbard, Abraham Lincoln, Barbara Bush, Demetri Martin
June 25Steven Wright, Robert Heinlein, Mogens Jallberg, Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
June 24Ronald Reagan, Alan Perlis, W. L. George, Ralph Waldo Emerson
June 23Alan Dean Foster, George Bernard Shaw, Frank Zappa, Ernie Kovacs
June 22Lewis Mumford, Hermann Hesse, George Santayana, Voltaire
June 21Unknown, Theodore Sturgeon, David Brin, Samuel Johnson
June 20Katharine Whitehorn, Mark Twain, Heinrich Heine, P. J. O'Rourke
June 19Phyllis Diller, Michael Crichton, George Lucas, Claude Bernard
June 18Quentin Crisp, Groucho Marx, G. K. Chesterton, Matthew Prior
June 17Michael McClary, Francois de La Rochefoucauld, Elbert Hubbard, Sir Arthur Eddington
June 16George Carlin, B. F. Skinner, Bernard Bailey, George Iles
June 15Maurice Sendak, Charles Wadsworth, Neil Gaiman, J. B. Priestley
June 14Joan Baez, Oscar Wilde, Henny Youngman, Marcus Bridgstocke
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