Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
September 02Wilson Mizner, Voltaire, Cullen Hightower, Rebecca West
September 01Al Capp, Hagar the Horrible, Kurt Vonnegut, Rodney Dangerfield
August 31Robert McCloskey, Moses Hadas, Robert Half, Elaine Gill
August 30Mark Twain, Benjamin Franklin, Fred Allen, Paul Valery
August 29H. L. Mencken, George Burns, Penn Jillette, Oscar Wilde
August 28Samuel Goldwyn, Isaac Asimov, Blaise Pascal, Mitch Hedberg
August 27Ed Gardner, Friedrich Nietzsche, Sir Francis Bacon, J. R. R. Tolkien
August 26Will Rogers, Graffito, Woody Allen, Ralph Waldo Emerson
August 25Laurence J. Peter, Pablo Picasso, Virginia Woolf, James Russell Lowell
August 24Edgard Varese, William J. H. Boetcker, Daphne du Maurier, Christopher Morley
August 23Aaron Copland, Edgar Bergen, David Richerby, Jodie Foster
August 22Don Marquis, Robert Frost, Shana Alexander, Miguel de Cervantes
August 21Alfred North Whitehead, Eric Hoffer, Bertrand Russell, Randy K. Milholland
August 20Dorothy Parker, Rudyard Kipling, Charles Caleb Colton, Dave Barry
August 19Saki, Francois de La Rochefoucauld, George W. Bush, Edwin Schlossberg
August 18Arthur C. Clarke, August Strindberg, Jane Wagner, Benjamin Disraeli
August 17Agatha Christie, John Maynard Keynes, Thomas Szasz, Thomas Mann
August 16Edgar Wilson Nye, G. K. Chesterton, Jeanne Phillips, George Ade
August 15George Bernard Shaw, P. J. O'Rourke, H. L. Mencken, Dante Gabriel Rossetti
August 14Anonymous, Laurie Anderson, Yogi Berra, T. S. Eliot
August 13Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Bethania McKenstry, Lucille S. Harper, Philip G. Hamerton
August 12Oscar Levant, Harold Wilson, Howard Dietz, Evan Esar
August 11Robert Bloch, Arthur Schopenhauer, Cyril Connolly, Lee Iacocca
August 10Ray Bradbury, Will Rogers, Margaret Thatcher, Robert Copeland
August 09Woody Allen, Jerome K. Jerome, Pancho Villa, Rodney Dangerfield
August 08Franklin P. Jones, Sir Richard Francis Burton, Ralph Novak, Alfred Lord Tennyson
August 07Alfred Hitchcock, Lady Violet Bonham Carter, Henry Ward Beecher, Herman Melville
August 06Kin Hubbard, H. Rider Haggard, Thomas Mann, Tina Fey
August 05Galileo Galilei, George Bernard Shaw, Fran Lebowitz, Seth Hoffman
August 04Herb Caen, Raymond Chandler, Thomas Neill, Thomas Sowell
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