Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
April 30Samuel Goldwyn, Peter Drucker, Edith Wharton, Jerry Seinfeld
April 29Charles M. Schulz, Henrik Tikkanen, Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr., John Andrew Holmes
April 28Alexander Hamilton, Horace Walpole, George Bernard Shaw, Heather Armstrong
April 27Mickey Mantle, Friedrich Nietzsche, Henny Youngman, Randy K. Milholland
April 26Farmers' Almanac, Tom Stoppard, Thorstein Veblen, Calvin Trillin
April 25W. C. Fields, George Jessel, Hermann Hesse, Desmond Morris
April 24Woody Allen, H. L. Mencken, Slovenian Proverb, Bertrand Russell
April 23Sue Murphy, Seneca, Orson Welles, Esther Dyson
April 22Ambrose Bierce, Al Boliska, Alexandre Dumas, Jef Mallett
April 21Johnny Carson, Harrison Ford, John Lithgow, Leonard Bernstein
April 20Robert Orben, Marilyn Manson, George Carlin, George Burns
April 19Isaac Asimov, Mae West, John Ciardi, Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon
April 18Minna Thomas Antrim, Nancy Astor, Laurence J. Peter, Sir Winston Churchill
April 17Edward Gibbon, Francois de La Rochefoucauld, G. K. Chesterton, Rob Delaney
April 16Arthur C. Clarke, Umberto Eco, James Thurber, Kurt Vonnegut
April 15Elbert Hubbard, Joey Adams, John Gaule, Thomas Szasz
April 14Eve Babitz, H. L. Mencken, P. J. O'Rourke, Devin J. Monroe
April 13Will Rogers, Dan Barker, Susan Ertz, Thomas Jefferson
April 12John Kenneth Galbraith, Oscar Wilde, Ring Lardner, Tom Masson
April 11Frank Moore Colby, Anatole France, A. J. Liebling, Jules Renard
April 10Charles Lamb, Friedrich Nietzsche, Cullen Hightower, Mike Myers
April 09Stephen Leacock, Fred Hoyle, Carl Sagan, Bill Clinton
April 08Mark Twain, B. F. Skinner, Friedrich von Schiller, Blaise Pascal
April 07Woody Allen, John A. Wheeler, George Bernard Shaw, Samuel Johnson
April 06Alexander Pope, Dick Clark, Doug Larson, Dave Barry
April 05An English Professor, Barry LePatner, Henry James, Dante Gabriel Rossetti
April 04Sir Thomas Beecham, G. K. Chesterton, William James, Scott Adams
April 03Benjamin Disraeli, Thomas Babington Macaulay, Erica Jong, Albert Einstein
April 02Albert Camus, Ted Turner, Henry David Thoreau, George Orwell
April 01Marcel Proust, Charles F. Kettering, Peter Ustinov, Louis C. K.
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