Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 30, 2025
I am a deeply superficial person.
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Andy Warhol (1928 - 1987)  
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
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Garry Shandling (1949 - )  
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
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Larry Hardiman  
A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future.
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Sidney J. Harris  
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