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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - June 13, 2026
The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
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Alan Perlis  
Never eat more than you can lift.
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Miss Piggy  
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
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Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001), The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy  
A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future.
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Sidney J. Harris  
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