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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 26, 2026
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
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Anatole France (1844 - 1924)  
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
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Charles M. Schulz (1922 - 2000), (Snoopy)  
What's another word for Thesaurus?
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Steven Wright (1955 - )  
When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
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Jonathan Swift (1667 - 1745), Thoughts on Various Subjects  
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