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- The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires.
- Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967)
- You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers.
- John J. Plomp
- People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
- Leo J. Burke
- I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
- Robert Orben
- When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
- Rita Rudner
- The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood.
- Logan Pearsall Smith (1865 - 1946), Afterthoughts (1931) "Age and Death"
- I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
- Emo Phillips
- I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
- Johnny Carson (1925 - 2005)
- It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892, Act I
- The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
- Don Marquis (1878 - 1937)
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