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- It takes too much energy to be against something unless it's really important.
- Madeleine L'Engle (1918 - )
- You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
- Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)
- I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
- Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)
- I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
- Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)
- The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.
- Bill Nye, Interview with Wired.com, April 2005
- Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.
- Bill Nye, Interview with Wired.com, April 2005
- If you think something is boring, try doing it for two minutes. If you still think it's boring, try it for four. If you still think it's boring, try it for eight, then sixteen, then thirty-two, and so on and so forth. Soon enough you'll find that it's really not boring at all.
- John Cage (1912 - 1992)
- I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.
- Thomas Jefferson (1743 - 1826), to Archibald Stuart, 1791
- If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.
- Edith Wharton (1862 - 1937)
- Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy.
- Robert Anthony
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