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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away.
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Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004)
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007), "Cold Turkey", In These Times, May 10, 2004
There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.
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Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007), "Cold Turkey", In These Times, May 10, 2004
History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind.
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Edward Gibbon (1737 - 1794)
Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative.
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Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007), "Cold Turkey", In These Times, May 10, 2004
Most advances in science come when a person for one reason or another is forced to change fields.
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Peter Borden
It's hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
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Darby Conley, Get Fuzzy, 06-07-04
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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Hunter S. Thompson (1939 - 2005)
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
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Hunter S. Thompson (1939 - 2005)
A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
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Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
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