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- The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
- David M. Ogilvy
- At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
- Emo Phillips
- Barnum was wrong - it's more like every 30 seconds.
- Unknown
- Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
- Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
- Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
- Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
- Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
- Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
- Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
- Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
- Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)
- Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
- Unknown
- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001), "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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