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- I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
- Jane Wagner, (and Lily Tomlin)
- Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
- My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
- Steven Wright (1955 - )
- I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
- Shirley Temple (1928 - )
- I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
- Paula Poundstone
- Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
- Steven Wright (1955 - )
- America is a mistake, a giant mistake.
- Sigmund Freud (1856 - 1939)
- If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
- Doug Larson
- Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
- Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)
- If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation.
- Tom Stoppard (1937 - )
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