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- I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
- Richard Lewis
- She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
- Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
- My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.
- Ronnie Shakes
- Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. (1841 - 1935)
- When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
- Benjamin Disraeli (1804 - 1881)
- Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view.
- Lillian Hellman (1905 - 1984)
- Communism is like one big phone company.
- Lenny Bruce (1923 - 1966)
- Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
- Frank Dane
- It's not the voting that's democracy, it's the counting.
- Tom Stoppard (1937 - ), Jumpers (1972) act 1
- If living conditions don't stop improving in this country, we're going to run out of humble beginnings for our great men.
- Russell P. Askue
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