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- See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935), to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo
- The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel.
- From "Taxi"
- The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee.
- Tellis Frank
- Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann, Former quarterback
- Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
- Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)
- Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.
- Raymond Chandler (1888 - 1959)
- All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
- Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)
- The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law.
- Alex Levin
- We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
- Jeff Marder
- The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.
- Katharine Whitehorn
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