Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - January 16, 2026
I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
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Paula Poundstone  
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
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Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)  
To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.
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Quentin Crisp  
There are no wise few. Every aristocracy that has ever existed has behaved, in all essential points, exactly like a small mob.
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G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936), "Heretics", 1905  
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