Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 09, 2025
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)  
It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892, Act I  
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
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Jilly Cooper  
Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
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George Eliot (1819 - 1880)  
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