Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - June 28, 2025
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
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Norman Brenner  
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
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Jerry Seinfeld (1954 - )  
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )  
If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.
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Donald H. Rumsfeld (1932 - ), US Secretary of Defense  
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