Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - June 07, 2025
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
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David Letterman (1947 - )  
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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Mark Russell (1932 - )  
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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Socrates (469 BC - 399 BC)  
He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
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Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001), "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"  
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