Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - June 03, 2025
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
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De La Lastra's Law  
I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed.
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Frank Deford  
There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to doubt everything. Both ways save us from thinking.
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Alfred Korzybski (1879 - 1950)  
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
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Rita Mae Brown  
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