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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 23, 2026
Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
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Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)  
Nearly one-half of all Americans are torsos.
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Demetri Martin, On James Corden, Sept. 7, 2018  
The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
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Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884 - 1980)  
Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
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Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944)  
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