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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - July 21, 2026
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)  
I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to protect yourself from lawsuits.
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David Hoselton, House M.D., Guardian Angels, 2007  
Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.
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Saki (1870 - 1916)  
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
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Samuel Butler (1835 - 1902)  
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