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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - July 18, 2026
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
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P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )  
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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
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Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004)  
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
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Jeff Valdez  
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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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Kilgore Trout, (Philip Jose Farmer), "Venus on the Half Shell"  
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