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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 17, 2018
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
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Michael Pritchard  
So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.
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George Lucas (1944 - ), Senator Amidala in Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)  
Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
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Ellen DeGeneres  
Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had.
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Michael Crichton (1942 - 2008), Caltech Michelin Lecture, January 17, 2003  
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