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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 10, 2026
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Bill Cosby (1937 - )  
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
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Jack Benny (1894 - 1974)  
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
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Sam Levenson (1911 - 1980)  
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
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Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)  
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