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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 28, 2015
All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast as video in a single large American city in a single year. Not all bits have equal value.
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Carl Sagan (1934 - 1996)  
Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.
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Martin Mull (1943 - )  
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
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Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)  
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'
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Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)  
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