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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - June 21, 2018
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
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Bill Watterson (1958 - ), Calvin & Hobbes  
Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.
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C. V. R. Thompson  
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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George Burns (1896 - 1996)  
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
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W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)  
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