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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - November 5, 2026
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
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Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)  
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.
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William James (1842 - 1910)  
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)  
I have read your book and much like it.
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Moses Hadas (1900 - 1966)  
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