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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - January 15, 2018
The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'
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Roy Blount Jr.  
If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
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Abraham Maslow (1908 - 1970)  
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
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Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary  
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.
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Herb Caen  
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