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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - October 8, 2026
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
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Seth MacFarlane, The Family Guy  
My reason, the physician to my love, angry that his prescriptions are not kept, hath left me.
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William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), Sonnet CXLVII  
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
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Pierre Beaumarchais (1732 - 1799)  
If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we'd be too simple to understand it.
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Emerson Pugh  
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