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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 15, 2026
I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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Jack Handey (1949 - ), Deep Thoughts  
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it.
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Dave Barry (1947 - )  
At least half the mystery novels published violate the law that the solution, once revealed, must seem to be inevitable.
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Raymond Chandler (1888 - 1959)  
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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)  
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