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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - July 14, 2026
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.
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Demetri Martin, New York Magazine, October 3, 2005  
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910), Letter to Mrs Foote, Dec. 2, 1887  
McCabe's Law: Nobody _has_ to do _anything_.
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Charles McCabe  
Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.
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Harrison Ford (1942 - ), as Indiana Jones  
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