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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 27, 2019
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
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Art Hoppe  
A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
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Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant  
If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.
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Donald H. Rumsfeld (1932 - ), US Secretary of Defense  
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
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Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)  
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