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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 23, 2026
Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad.
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George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)  
The significance of man is that he is insignificant and is aware of it.
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Carl Becker  
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
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Matt Groening (1954 - ), "Life in Hell"  
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
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Woody Allen (1935 - )  
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