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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 16, 2025
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
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Woody Allen (1935 - )  
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)  
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If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.
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Don Marquis (1878 - 1937)  
When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.
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William Wrigley Jr. (1861 - 1932)  
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