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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - July 4, 2022
I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.
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Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One  
Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)  
The significance of man is that he is insignificant and is aware of it.
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Carl Becker  
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
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Sam Brown, Washington Post, 1977  
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