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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 27, 2018
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)  
Careful. We don't want to learn from this.
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Bill Watterson (1958 - ), "Calvin and Hobbes"  
Read over your compositions, and wherever you meet with a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out.
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Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784), from Boswell's Life of Johnson  
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
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Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)  
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