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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - November 23, 2017
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )  
The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty; not knowing what comes next.
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Ursula K. LeGuin  
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
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Joey Bishop (1918 - )  
In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.
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Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 - 1821)  
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