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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - June 25, 2026
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
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Dr. Seuss (1904 - 1991)  
Drugs have taught an entire generation of Americans the metric system.
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P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )  
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'
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Ronnie Shakes  
Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so.
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Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)  
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