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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 10, 2020
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Will Rogers (1879 - 1935), Illiterate Digest (1924), "Warning to Jokers: lay off the prince"  
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Edward De Bono  
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner  
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
Marquis de la Grange (1639 - 1692)  
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