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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 19, 2019
Life is pain, anyone who says differently is selling something.
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William Goldman, The Princess Bride  
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath.
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Dave Barry (1947 - ), "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly Do"  
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
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G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)  
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day.
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Lillian Carter, in her 80s  
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