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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - October 31, 2026
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
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Samuel Goldwyn (1882 - 1974)  
The future will be better tomorrow.
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Dan Quayle (1947 - )  
Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary  
An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.
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Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)  
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