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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - November 21, 2009
It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
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Alec Bourne
Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
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Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
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Alfred Hitchcock (1899 - 1980), In Simon Rose, Classic Film Guide (1995)

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