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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 30, 2026
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
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Edgar Bergen (1903 - 1978), (Charlie McCarthy)  
If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
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Lyndon B. Johnson (1908 - 1973)  
Hell is full of musical amateurs.
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George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)  
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
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Solomon Short  
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