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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 18, 2025
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
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Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )  
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
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G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)  
Exercise relieves stress. Nothing relieves exercise.
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Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata, Animal Crossing: Wild World, 2005  
There are people who, instead of listening to what is being said to them, are already listening to what they are going to say themselves.
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Albert Guinon (1863 - 1923)  
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