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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 6, 2015
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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Henry Cate VII  
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
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Albert Schweitzer (1875 - 1965)  
Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves.
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Gene Fowler  
I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can understand it.
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Queen Juliana (1909 - 2004), of the Netherlands  
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