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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - December 12, 2025
My reason, the physician to my love, angry that his prescriptions are not kept, hath left me.
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William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), Sonnet CXLVII  
You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
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Ed Meese (1931 - ), on the Hinckley verdict  
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
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Rita Rudner  
Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house.
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James Thurber (1894 - 1961), My Life and Hard Times (1933)  
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