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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 17, 2019
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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R. D. Laing  
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
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Rita Rudner  
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'
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Jay Leno (1950 - )  
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At least half the mystery novels published violate the law that the solution, once revealed, must seem to be inevitable.
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Raymond Chandler (1888 - 1959)  
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