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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - February 17, 2018
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
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Johnny Carson (1925 - 2005)  
Exercise relieves stress. Nothing relieves exercise.
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Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata, Animal Crossing: Wild World, 2005  
The wages of sin are unreported.
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The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
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David Brinkley (1920 - 2003)  
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