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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 31, 2015
If you ever start to feel too good about yourself, they have this thing called the Internet, and you can find a lot of people there who don't like you.
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Tina Fey, Golden Globes Acceptance Speech, 2009  
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892  
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
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Jack Handey (1949 - )  
Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)  
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