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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 18, 2024
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)  
Any word you have to hunt for in a thesaurus is the wrong word. There are no exceptions to this rule.
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Stephen King (1947 - ), "Everything You Need to Know About Writing Successfully - in Ten Minutes", 1988  
I get a lot of cracks about my hair, mostly from men who don't have any.
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Ann Richards  
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)  
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