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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 20, 2026
The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath.
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Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart  
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
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John Kenneth Galbraith (1908 - 2006)  
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
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Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004), quoted in Observer, March 29 1981  
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
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Voltaire (1694 - 1778)  
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