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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 24, 2018
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
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Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)  
The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way.
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Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)  
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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Dave Barry (1947 - )  
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), An Ideal husband, 1893  
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