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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 02, 2026
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
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Steven Wright (1955 - )  
It is not a bad idea to get in the habit of writing down one's thoughts. It saves one having to bother anyone else with them.
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Isabel Colegate  
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
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Alfred North Whitehead (1861 - 1947)  
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
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Voltaire (1694 - 1778)  
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