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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - January 06, 2026
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
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Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)  
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
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Dennis Miller  
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
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Henry Kissinger (1923 - )  
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"  
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