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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 29, 2017
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
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Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)  
Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
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Malcolm Forbes (1919 - 1990), in Forbes Magazine  
Never fight an inanimate object.
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P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )  
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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Bill Watterson (1958 - ), cartoonist, "Calvin and Hobbes"  
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