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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - December 21, 2014
Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.
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Penn Jillette (1955 - )  
Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.
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Edgar Allan Poe (1809 - 1849), "Eleonora"  
'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
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Leslie Nielsen (1926 - ), as Lieutenant Frank Drebin, "Police Squad"  
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
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Dick Clark  
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