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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - January 24, 2022
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
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George Burns (1896 - 1996)  
Sometimes people carry to such perfection the mask they have assumed that in due course they actually become the person they seem.
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W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965), The Moon and Sixpence  
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
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Russell Baker (1925 - )  
Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are.
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Bertolt Brecht (1898 - 1956)  
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