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If you treat people right they will treat you right - ninety percent of the time.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt (1882 - 1945)
Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.
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Eddie Cantor (1892 - 1964)
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps.
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Benjamin Disraeli (1804 - 1881)
A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go but where they ought to be.
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Rosalynn Carter (1927 - )
Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very far.
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Thomas Jefferson (1743 - 1826)
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
A poet more than thirty years old is simply an overgrown child.
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H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
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T. S. Eliot (1888 - 1965)
I hate music, especially when it's played.
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Jimmy Durante (1893 - 1980)
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
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Scott Adams (1957 - ), 'The Dilbert Principle'
To do just the opposite is also a form of imitation.
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742 - 1799)
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. (1841 - 1935)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.
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Robert Heinlein (1907 - 1988)
Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes.
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Voltaire (1694 - 1778)
It's a sign of mediocrity when you demonstrate gratitude with moderation.
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Roberto Benigni (1952 - ), in Newsweek
Silence is one of the great arts of conversation, as allowed by Cicero himself, who says, 'there is not only an art, but an eloquence in it.' A well bred woman may easily and effectually promote the most useful and elegant conversation without speaking a word. The modes of speech are scarcely more variable than the modes of silence.
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Tom Blair
Virtue is its own punishment.
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Aneurin Bevan (1897 - 1960)
Politics is made up largely of irrelevancies.
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Dalton Camp
With every experience, you alone are painting your own canvas, thought by thought, choice by choice.
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Oprah Winfrey (1954 - ), O Magazine
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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