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It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.
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Nikolai Gogol (1809 - 1852), 1836
In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day.
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F. Scott Fitzgerald (1896 - 1940), "The Crack-Up" (1936)
The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it.
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Edith Wharton (1862 - 1937)
Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
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Harry S Truman (1884 - 1972), Lecture at Columbia University, 28 Apr. 1959
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
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Benjamin Disraeli (1804 - 1881)
Go to your bosom; Knock there, and ask your heart what it doth know.
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William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), 'Measure for Measure'
Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped.
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Calvin Coolidge (1872 - 1933), speech, June 11, 1928
Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense.
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Carl Sagan (1934 - 1996)
In journalism, there has always been a tension between getting it first and getting it right.
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Ellen Goodman (1941 - )
Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live.
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Margaret Fuller (1810 - 1850)
That's the funny thing about havin' a kid. They come with their own set of problems; make everything else you were worried about seem kinda silly.
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Greg Garcia, Raising Hope, Dead Tooth, 09-28-10
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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Mark Russell (1932 - )
Depend not on fortune, but on conduct.
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Publilius Syrus (~100 BC)
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
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Anthony Burgess (1917 - 1993)
It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people.
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Logan Pearsall Smith (1865 - 1946), Afterthoughts (1931) "In the World"
You threaten to punch someone in the face, what do they do? They duck. You try to punch 'em in the wallet and they always open up.
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Howard Gordon and Evan Katz, Awake, Ricky's Tacos, April 2012
General principles should not be based on exceptional cases.
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Robert J. Sawyer (1960 - ), "Calculating God", 2000
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
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Bernard Bailey
I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success only breeds a new goal. The golden apple devoured has seeds. It is endless.
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Bette Davis (1908 - 1989), The Lonely Life, 1962
Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
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Clementine Paddleford
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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