Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
July 19Robert Heinlein, Karl Marx, Tom Robbins, Ray Bradbury
July 18George Santayana, Sir Arnold Bax, Enrico Fermi, Rita Rudner
July 17Will Rogers, H. L. Mencken, Charles Baudelaire, Helen Keller
July 16Russell P. Askue, Ernest Rutherford, Edwin Schlossberg, Bella Abzug
July 15Jeannette Rankin, Phineas Taylor Barnum, Doug Larson, Friedrich Nietzsche
July 14Samuel Goldwyn, Henry Ford, Bertrand Russell, John Kenneth Galbraith
July 13Mae West, Garry Shandling, Richard Diran, Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon
July 12Oscar Wilde, Sidney J. Harris, Anatole France, Charles F. Kettering
July 11Bruce Cockburn, Samuel Johnson, William Shakespeare, Lisa Kudrow
July 10Sir William Preece, Andre Gide, Franklin P. Adams, Peter Ustinov
July 09George Bernard Shaw, Thomas H. Huxley, Fran Lebowitz, John Dryden
July 08R. D. Laing, Vince Lombardi, Thomas Jefferson, A. Whitney Brown
July 07Professor Irwin Corey, Herb Caen, Paul Gauguin, Henri-Frédéric Amiel
July 06Joan Baez, Unknown, Dylan Thomas, James M. Barrie
July 05Sir Ralph Richardson, W. S. Gilbert, W. Somerset Maugham, John Green
July 04John Lennon, e e cummings, Bertrand Russell, Thomas Mann
July 03Johann von Neumann, Honore de Balzac, Sally Kempton, William James
July 02Will Rogers, Oscar Wilde, Frank Tibolt, Evan Esar
July 01Anatole France, Frank Zappa, Dr. Seuss, James Thurber
June 30Joe Theismann, Thornton Wilder, Diogenes the Cynic, H. L. Mencken
June 29Mark Twain, Charles McCabe, Carrie Fisher, Desmond Morris
June 28J. Paul Getty, Sir Winston Churchill, Edgar Watson Howe, James Carville
June 27Henry Morgan, David Frost, Jeff Foxworthy, David M. Ogilvy
June 26Dan Quayle, John Mason Brown, George Carlin, George Bernard Shaw
June 25Terence, Walter Winchell, Joe Weinstein, Ellen DeGeneres
June 24Jules Renard, David Russell, Albert Einstein, Samuel Johnson
June 23Thomas Szasz, George Wald, Jerome Blattner, Charles M. Schulz
June 22Don Marquis, Henry Fielding, Seneca, Charles Caleb Colton
June 21W. C. Fields, Bill Watterson, C. V. R. Thompson, George Burns
June 20P. J. O'Rourke, Bill Vaughan, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Cullen Hightower
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