Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
January 15Herman Melville, Robert Byrne, Mark Twain, Benjamin Disraeli
January 14An English Professor, A. A. Milne, G. K. Chesterton, Hunter S. Thompson
January 13Fred Allen, Rita Rudner, Jules Renard, Jeph Jacques
January 12Malaclypse the Younger, Samuel Johnson, George Bernard Shaw, Ellen DeGeneres
January 11Robert M. Hamilton, Sir William Bragg, Eric Hoffer, Robert Anthony
January 10Thomas A. Edison, L. M. Boyd, Jerry Seinfeld, Roald Dahl
January 09Earl Mac Rauch, Samuel McChord Crothers, Dave Barry, Oscar Wilde
January 08Martin Luther King Jr., Sir Winston Churchill, Rodney Dangerfield, George Best
January 07Andre Gide, Cyril Connolly, Vannevar Bush, Henry Kissinger
January 06Dale Carnegie, Mae West, Floyd Dell, Roger van der Heide
January 05William Shakespeare, Woody Allen, Ambrose Bierce, Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
January 04Mark Twain, Roger Moore, Iggy Pop, Scott Adams
January 03Robert Byrne, Voltaire, James Thurber, Honore de Balzac
January 02Lily Tomlin, Noelie Altito, Peter De Vries, John Gunther
January 01Robert Half, Robert Frost, Robert Orben, Randy K. Milholland
December 31Abraham Lincoln, Samuel Johnson, Bertrand Russell, T. S. Eliot
December 30Albert Einstein, Robert Wilensky, G. K. Chesterton, George Orwell
December 29Carrie Fisher, Ben Hecht, P. J. O'Rourke, George Santayana
December 28Grabel's Law, Douglas Adams, Amanda Cross, Norm Papernick
December 27Glaser and Way, Jackie Mason, Katharine Whitehorn, Brendan Gill
December 26R. D. Laing, Rabbi Julius Gordon, H. L. Mencken, Flannery O'Connor
December 25Mark Twain, Vincent Canby, Henry Cate VII, Brooke McEldowney
December 24Isaac Asimov, Georges Clemenceau, Gertrude Stein, John le Carre
December 23Dan Quayle, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, George Bernard Shaw, Scott Adams
December 22Laurence J. Peter, Paul Valery, Billy Crystal, Will Rogers
December 21John Buchan, Malcolm Forbes, Henry James, Ronald Reagan
December 20Paul Dirac, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir William Osler, Harry Golden
December 19J. W. Schopf, Jane Wagner, Thorstein Veblen, Randy K. Milholland
December 18Euripides, Sir William Preece, Paul Fix, Thomas Szasz
December 17Edgar Watson Howe, John C. Dvorak, Thomas Jefferson, Jimmy Wales
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