Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
March 29Dan Quayle, Robert Frost, Fran Lebowitz, Samuel Johnson
March 28Robert Orben, Buck Henry, Sir Richard Steele, John Lennon
March 27Spike Milligan, Cathy Ladman, Andy Rooney, Peter Ustinov
March 26Albert Camus, Malcolm Forbes, Thomas Mann, Devin J. Monroe
March 25Jose Simon, Philip G. Hamerton, Hobart Brown, Charles McCabe
March 24Douglas Adams, E. B. White, Robert Anthony, Ernest Hemingway
March 23Unknown, George Bernard Shaw, Oscar Wilde, Voltaire
March 22James Reston, Arthur Schopenhauer, Bertrand Russell, Robert Heinlein
March 21Vince Lombardi, Dick Werthimer, Clarence Darrow, Emo Phillips
March 20Saint Augustine, Victor Borge, Edward Abbey, Mel Brooks
March 19Jeffery F. Chamberlain, W. H. Auden, Will Rogers, David Hoselton
March 18Mary Chase, Doug Larson, James Thurber, John Gunther
March 17Cyril Connolly, William J. Broad, John Adams, Kurt Vonnegut
March 16Woody Allen, Johnny Carson, Robert Benchley, David Russell
March 15Saki, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Edwin Schlossberg, Louis C. K.
March 14Samuel Butler, Evan Esar, Fran Lebowitz, Michael Crichton
March 13Ronnie Shakes, Mark Ardis, Ernest Haskins, Alfred North Whitehead
March 12Pliny the Elder, George Bernard Shaw, E. B. White, W. Somerset Maugham
March 11Ralph Waldo Emerson, Paul Beatty, Oscar Wilde, Daniel Webster
March 10Judith Martin, Franklin P. Jones, George Ade, Mitch Hedberg
March 09Bertrand Russell, Allan Goldfein, Shelley Winters, Honore de Balzac
March 08Sir William Preece, Denis Diderot, Plato, Kin Hubbard
March 07Unknown, Voltaire, Calvin Coolidge, Henry Kissinger
March 06Will Rogers, Blaise Pascal, Arthur Schopenhauer, Heywood Broun
March 05Albert Einstein, Russel Lynes, Charles Lamb, Mark Twain
March 04Carl Sagan, Georg Christoph Lichtenberg, Douglas Adams, Marvin Minsky
March 03Steven Wright, Queen Juliana, Charles Caleb Colton, Amos Bronson Alcott
March 02Henry Allen, Norman Brenner, Doctor Who, Joseph Addison
March 01John Tudor, Sir Barnett Cocks, Henny Youngman, William Shakespeare
February 28Yogi Berra, Cecil Baxter, Josh Billings, John Burroughs
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