Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
September 24Jerome K. Jerome, George Bernard Shaw, Terry Pratchett, Christopher Morley
September 23Carrie Fisher, Saki, Arthur Stringer, Bill Vaughan
September 22Agatha Christie, G. K. Chesterton, Laurence J. Peter, Bob Edwards
September 21Dan Quayle, Joseph Wood Krutch, Henry David Thoreau, Joan Baez
September 20Mickey Mouse, Muhammad Ali, Dale Carnegie, Shelley Winters
September 19Woody Allen, Carl Reiner, Jerry Seinfeld, Samuel Butler
September 18Unknown, Sir Frederick G. Banting, Plato, Demetri Martin
September 17Thomas A. Edison, Voltaire, Mark Twain, Wernher von Braun
September 16Ronald Reagan, Andy Rooney, Emerson Pugh, Henry Stimson
September 15Henny Youngman, A. A. Milne, Matthew Prior, Ellen DeGeneres
September 14Edgar Allan Poe, John Kenneth Galbraith, J. Robert Oppenheimer, H. G. Wells
September 13Alfred Hitchcock, Bertrand Russell, Thomas Szasz, Thorstein Veblen
September 12Martin Luther King Jr., Anatole France, Peter Ustinov, Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon
September 11Alfred North Whitehead, Sir William Drummond, George Bernard Shaw, Friedrich Nietzsche
September 10De La Lastra's Law, Oscar Wilde, Robert Heinlein, George Santayana
September 09Dan Quisenberry, G. M. Trevelyan, Sir William Bragg, Hermann Hesse
September 08Samuel Goldwyn, Stephen Jay Gould, Frantz Fanon, Oliver Wendell Holmes
September 07Unknown, Richard P. Adler, G. K. Chesterton, Mark Twain
September 06Alfred E. Newman, Dylan Thomas, Henry David Thoreau, Francois de La Rochefoucauld
September 05Tallulah Bankhead, Thomas Jones, Dan Rather, Franklin P. Adams
September 04Randall Jarrell, Norman Mailer, Carl Becker, Kent Nichols and Douglas Sarine
September 03Adlai E. Stevenson Jr., Robert Orben, Frank Herbert, Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
September 02Garry Shandling, Kelvin Throop III, Honore de Balzac, Elbert Hubbard
September 01John Benfield, Russell Baker, Edward Abbey, Henrik Tikkanen
August 31National Lampoon, Russell P. Askue, John Kenneth Galbraith, John Cage
August 30Will Rogers, E. W. Dijkstra, Doctor Who, Poul Anderson
August 29Aesop, William Feather, Frank Lloyd Wright, Robert Benchley
August 28Joey Adams, Richard Feynman, Fletcher Knebel, Robert Chapman
August 27William Shakespeare, Mahatma Gandhi, Edward R. Murrow, George Bernard Shaw
August 26Woody Allen, Mickey Friedman, Evan Esar, Darby Conley
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