Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
November 26Dame Rose Macaulay, Don Marquis, John F. Kennedy, Oscar Wilde
November 25Unknown, Japanese Proverb, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Benjamin Disraeli
November 24H. H. Williams, Thomas Neill, Lord Acton, Bill Nye
November 23Dalton Camp, Georg Christoph Lichtenberg, Jerry Seinfeld, Jack Handey
November 22Robert Orben, Bruce Barton, Sophocles, William Shakespeare
November 21Christina Stead, James Thurber, Ogden Nash, Sir Arnold Bax
November 20Anonymous, Jilly Cooper, Samuel McChord Crothers, Brendan Behan
November 19David Letterman, Thomas Berger, Putt's Law, Patrick Young
November 18Nancy Reagan, Jules Renard, Bertolt Brecht, Robert X. Cringely
November 17Dudley Moore, Peter De Vries, Blaise Pascal, Yogi Berra
November 16Herb Caen, H. L. Mencken, Sir Francis Bacon, Friedrich Nietzsche
November 15Unknown, Will Rogers, Moses Hadas, Mitch Hedberg
November 14Friedrich von Schiller, Rita Rudner, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Marquis de Vauvenargues
November 13Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, Anatole Broyard, Doris Day, Albert Guinon
November 12Fran Lebowitz, Paula Poundstone, Edgar Bergen, George Winters
November 11Alan Perlis, Robert Pante, Albert Einstein, Harry S Truman
November 10Tallulah Bankhead, Charles de Montesquieu, R. Buckminster Fuller, Lenny Bruce
November 09Henry Adams, Robert McCloskey, Evelyn Waugh, Bertrand Russell
November 08Saki, Mark Twain, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Orson Welles
November 07Robert Louis Stevenson, Samuel Butler, John H. Patterson, Gerald R. Ford
November 06Bill Vaughan, Diogenes the Cynic, Friedrich Nietzsche, Robert Frost
November 05W. C. Fields, Charles Haddon Spurgeon, Thomas Szasz, Rebecca West
November 04James Thurber, Jules Renard, Abraham Lincoln, Robert Heinlein
November 03John Benfield, Akira Kurosawa, Rita Rudner, I. F. Stone
November 02George Bernard Shaw, Samuel Goldwyn, H. L. Mencken, Augusten Burroughs
October 29Fred Allen, James Reston, Eddie Cantor, Willie Tyler
October 28George Carlin, Bill Cosby, Oscar Levant, Mark Twain
October 27Andrew S. Tanenbaum, Voltaire, Wernher von Braun, Antoine de Saint-Exupery
October 26Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, Hector Berlioz, Heywood Broun, Jerry Seinfeld
October 25John Lennon, Andrew Carnegie, Richard Feynman, Jane Austen
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