Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
May 29Malcolm Forbes, Bill Watterson, P. J. O'Rourke, Rodney Dangerfield
May 28Carl Zwanzig, Laurence J. Peter, George Bernard Shaw, George Eliot
May 27Woody Allen, George Burns, John Maynard Keynes, Ayn Rand
May 26Ronnie Shakes, Arthur C. Clarke, Charles Baudelaire, Calvin Coolidge
May 25Don Marquis, Al Franken, Henri Poincare, Michael Crichton
May 24Mark Twain, Alan Dean Foster, Friedrich Nietzsche, Mitch Hedberg
May 23Ambrose Bierce, Napoleon Bonaparte, Sir Winston Churchill, Pablo Picasso
May 22G. M. Trevelyan, Fred Allen, Georg Christoph Lichtenberg, William Shakespeare
May 21Dorothy Parker, Samuel Butler, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, Ronald Reagan
May 20John Barrymore, Benjamin Franklin, Albert Einstein, Dave Barry
May 19Unknown, Bertrand Russell, Nancy Astor, Leo Rosten
May 18Elbert Hubbard, Katharine Whitehorn, Robert Heinlein, George Bernard Shaw
May 17Ron Nesen, Calvin Trillin, Bill Cosby, Jerry Seinfeld
May 16Marvin Minsky, Russell Baker, John A. Wheeler, Joan Rivers
May 15Herb Caen, Lee Simonson, Amos Bronson Alcott, Brooke McEldowney
May 14Dick Cavett, Joe Martin, Frank Westheimer, Aristotle
May 13Oscar Wilde, Soren Kierkegaard, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Ernie Kovacs
May 12Dudley Moore, Burt Bacharach, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Horace Walpole
May 11Will Rogers, Walter Goodman, Fred Allen, James Thorpe
May 10Andy Warhol, Jean-Paul Sartre, Sir Winston Churchill, Marilyn Manson
May 09Robert Byrne, Eric Hoffer, Peter Ustinov, Doris Egan
May 08Thomas Jefferson, Alfred Hitchcock, Miguel de Cervantes, Evelyn Waugh
May 07Anonymous, Arthur C. Clarke, Francois de La Rochefoucauld, G. K. Chesterton
May 06James Thurber, Ludwig Wittgenstein, Elbert Hubbard, W. H. Thompson
May 05Wilson Mizner, Mark Twain, H. L. Mencken, Woody Allen
May 04Sir Ralph Richardson, Robert Benchley, Gertrude Stein, Ronald Reagan
May 03David Letterman, Don Herold, Jeph Jacques, William Shakespeare
May 02P. J. O'Rourke, Sir Edward Appleton, Tallulah Bankhead, Henry Kissinger
May 01Graffito, unknown, Peter da Silva, Erica Jong
April 30Alvin Toffler, Bill Vaughan, Stephen Jay Gould, Miss Piggy
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