Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
January 25P. J. O'Rourke, Carl Reiner, John le Carre, Nicholas Butler
January 24George Burns, Russell Baker, Bertolt Brecht, W. Somerset Maugham
January 23Aristotle, Francois de La Rochefoucauld, John Gunther, George Bernard Shaw
January 22Bertrand Russell, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Lucille S. Harper, Evan Esar
January 21Lord Falkland, Frank Zappa, John Ciardi, Kurt Vonnegut
January 20Joe Martin, Will Durant, Edgar Watson Howe, Ellen Goodman
January 19Anonymous, William Hazlitt, Mitch Hedberg, Henri-Frédéric Amiel
January 18Albert Einstein, Mickey Rooney, Bob Hope, Jack Handey
January 17C. P. Snow, Willa Cather, Albert Guinon, Peter Ustinov
January 16Ambrose Bierce, Carl Jung, Roald Dahl, Meredith Willson
January 15M. C. Escher, Thomas Sowell, Edmund Burke, Carl Becker
January 14Kilgore Trout, Ronnie Shakes, Walter Bagehot, David Sedaris
January 13William Shakespeare, Blore's Razor, Samuel Johnson, Thomas Neill
January 12Sir Edward Appleton, Elvis Presley, Artemus Ward, W. Somerset Maugham
January 11Albert Camus, Adolf Hitler, John Clarke, Brooke McEldowney
January 10Jeff Valdez, Havelock Ellis, Baltasar Gracian, Bertrand Russell
January 09Alan Perlis, Woody Allen, Ernest Hemingway, Jeff Foxworthy
January 08Albert Einstein, Jessamyn West, Mark Twain, Aneurin Bevan
January 07Fats Domino, Abraham Lincoln, Orson Welles, Evan Esar
January 06Friedrich Nietzsche, Niels Bohr, Oscar Wilde, Dwight D. Eisenhower
January 05Hubert H. Humphrey, Frank Zappa, Martin Luther King Jr., Edgar Watson Howe
January 04Henry Kissinger, Denis Diderot, Louis Vermeil, Joseph Roux
January 03Robert R. Coveyou, Peter Ustinov, Lisa Kudrow, Robert Half
January 02James Thurber, Abbie Hoffman, George Bernard Shaw, Will Rogers
January 01Charles M. Schulz, Anonymous, Jay Leno, W. Somerset Maugham
December 31John Russell, Alfred North Whitehead, Alan Corenk, Logan Pearsall Smith
December 30Herbert Henry Asquith, Johnny Carson, Ambrose Bierce, Ray Bradbury
December 29Marshall McLuhan, Arthur C. Clarke, Don Marquis, Dr. Thomas Fuller
December 28James Feibleman, Thomas H. Huxley, Robert Chapman, Tina Fey
December 27Tommy Smothers, Soren Kierkegaard, Benjamin Franklin, Evan Esar
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