Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
November 16Lily Tomlin, Erma Bombeck, Wilson Mizner, Edith Wharton
November 15Orson Welles, Robert Byrne, Thomas Neill, Nikola Tesla
November 14Groucho Marx, Mark Twain, Kurt Vonnegut, Samuel Butler
November 13Clyde B. Aster, Abraham Lincoln, Rita Rudner, Blaise Pascal
November 12Ludwig Erhard, Samuel Goldwyn, C. P. Snow, Henry Kissinger
November 11Albert Camus, Henry David Thoreau, P. G. Wodehouse, John Clarke
November 10Frank Lloyd Wright, Scott Adams, Franklin P. Adams, Emo Phillips
November 09Japanese Proverb, William Faulkner, Edgar Watson Howe, Randy K. Milholland
November 08German Proverb, Charles M. Schulz, Ellen DeGeneres, Louis C. K.
November 07W. Somerset Maugham, Woody Allen, William James, George Santayana
November 06Robin Morgan, Jean Cocteau, Will Rogers, Otto von Bismarck
November 05Laurence J. Peter, Stanislaw J. Lec, Moses Hadas, William Shakespeare
November 04W. C. Sellar and R. J. Yeatman, Oscar Wilde, Vince Lombardi, George Carlin
November 03Ralph Waldo Emerson, Dame Rose Macaulay, Henry Ward Beecher, Stephen Vizinczey
November 02Daniel J. Boorstin, George Bernard Shaw, Francois de La Rochefoucauld, Philip K. Dick
November 01Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet, Fred Allen, Herbert Rappaport, George Iles
October 31Samuel Goldwyn, Dan Quayle, Robert Benchley, Bertrand Russell
October 30Clarence Darrow, Mark Twain, E. Joseph Cossman, Georges Clemenceau
October 29James Thurber, Jerry Garcia, Saki, Elvis Costello
October 28Wilson Mizner, Fran Lebowitz, Bill Watterson, Jimmy Carr
October 27Eric Ambler, Doug Larson, Sue Murphy, Randy K. Milholland
October 26Gore Vidal, Nicholas Chamfort, G. K. Chesterton, Mitch Hedberg
October 25Japanese Proverb, John A. Wheeler, Richard Bach, Scott Adams
October 24De La Lastra's Law, Truman Capote, Joseph Addison, Jules Renard
October 23Phineas Taylor Barnum, Amos Bronson Alcott, Bill Cosby, Raymond Joseph Teller
October 22Sir Ralph Richardson, Oscar Wilde, Margot Asquith, Francois de La Rochefoucauld
October 21Cicero, Bill Vaughan, Edward Gibbon, Martin Luther King Jr.
October 20Unknown, Vince Lombardi, Samuel Johnson, Al Franken
October 19Samuel Goldwyn, Charles Lamb, Eric Hoffer, Dave Barry
October 18Anatole France, Italian Proverb, George Bernard Shaw, William Shakespeare
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