Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
April 19George Iles, Ralph Novak, John Updike, Marie Curie
April 18H. L. Mencken, Demetri Martin, Evan Esar, Jeph Jacques
April 17Jef Raskin, Robert Benchley, Carl Jung, Mark Twain
April 16Agatha Christie, Peter Ustinov, Edith Sitwell, Marcus Brigstocke
April 15John Mason Brown, Walt Whitman, Jimmy Breslin, Ellen DeGeneres
April 14Leonard Bernstein, Phyllis Diller, Robert Half, George Burns
April 13Jerome K. Jerome, Laurence J. Peter, Indira Gandhi, Seth MacFarlane
April 12John Cage, Rita Mae Brown, Howard Dietz, Jules Renard
April 11Dan Quayle, Kurt Vonnegut, Sir Frederick G. Banting, Woody Allen
April 10Bertrand Russell, Abraham Lincoln, Jane Caminos, Stanislaw J. Lec
April 09Artemus Ward, Ogden Nash, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Roald Dahl
April 07Evelyn Waugh, Oscar Wilde, Samuel McChord Crothers, George F. Will
April 06J. D. Salinger, Cary Grant, Noel Coward, Yogi Berra
April 05John M. Ford, Edgar Watson Howe, Eric Hoffer, George Orwell
April 04From "Taxi", Johnny Carson, Alfred Hitchcock, Steven Weinberg
April 03Penn Jillette, Cyra McFadden, Bill Watterson, Thomas Jefferson
April 02Samuel Johnson, Wilson Mizner, Lester B. Pearson, William Shakespeare
April 01Samuel Butler, Oscar Levant, Walter Lippmann, Mark Twain
March 31Woody Allen, Marcel Proust, Sir Winston Churchill, David Sedaris
March 30Lillian Hellman, Gore Vidal, Henry Ward Beecher, George Bernard Shaw
March 29Anatole France, Albert Einstein, John Ruskin, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
March 28Robert Byrne, Robert Heinlein, Ursula K. LeGuin, Paula Poundstone
March 27Charles Baudelaire, Arthur Koestler, Franklin P. Adams, Hesketh Pearson
March 26Hughes Mearns, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Woodrow Wilson, Hermann Hesse
March 25Ralph Waldo Emerson, George Carlin, Oscar Wilde, Randy K. Milholland
March 24Martin Luther King Jr., Walter Goodman, Herb Caen, Ernest Hemingway
March 23Stephen Leacock, Sinclair Lewis, John Kenneth Galbraith, Mike Myers
March 22Fred Allen, Voltaire, e e cummings, Groucho Marx
March 21Abigail Van Buren, Robin Morgan, Harry S Truman, Emo Phillips
March 20Ronnie Shakes, Sir Winston Churchill, P. J. O'Rourke, Esther Dyson
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