Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
November 21Samuel Goldwyn, Rita Mae Brown, Phyllis Diller, John Barrymore
November 20Frank Lloyd Wright, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, Herm Albright, Kurt Vonnegut
November 19Charles De Gaulle, Segal's Law, Bobby Knight, Groucho Marx
November 18George Bernard Shaw, Robert Morley, Russell Baker, Tom Masson
November 17Robert Orben, Judith Martin, Will Rogers, Peter McArthur
November 16King Edward VIII, Fred Allen, Oscar Levant, Miguel de Cervantes
November 15Moses Hadas, Henry Kissinger, Michel de Montaigne, Bertrand Russell
November 14Steven Wright, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Robertson Davies, Heywood Broun
November 13James Thurber, Al Capone, Charles Mackay, Scott Adams
November 12Ogden Nash, Marie Ebner von Eschenbach, Oscar Wilde, Cullen Hightower
November 11Edith Wharton, John Kenneth Galbraith, Jules Renard, George Meany
November 10Yogi Berra, An English Professor, Mark Twain, Kurt Vonnegut
November 09Elbert Hubbard, Frank Zappa, Albert Einstein, Philip K. Dick
November 08Anonymous, Doug Larson, Lily Tomlin, Eric Hoffer
November 07George Ade, Arthur Schopenhauer, Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart, John J. Plomp
November 06Donald R. Gannon, Kin Hubbard, Oliver Wendell Holmes, Edmund Wilson
November 05Henry David Thoreau, George Bernard Shaw, Don Marquis, Laurence J. Peter
November 04Terry Pratchett, Herbert Hoover, H. Rider Haggard, Jim Morrison
November 03Thomas A. Edison, Robert Orben, Samuel Johnson, Havelock Ellis
November 02J. W. Schopf, Charles M. Schulz, Bertrand Russell, Joseph Conrad
November 01William Safire, George Carlin, Scott Adams, Norman Mailer
October 31W. C. Fields, Cullen Hightower, Aeschylus, Devin J. Monroe
October 30Mark Twain, Dick Cavett, Don Herold, Ambrose Bierce
October 29Abraham Lincoln, Will Rogers, Anatole France, Ronnie Shakes
October 28James Thurber, Wilson Mizner, Robert Frost, Doug Larson
October 27G. K. Chesterton, Kelvin Throop III, Penn Jillette, Jeph Jacques
October 26Jay Leno, Arthur Koestler, Arthur Brisbane, Jef Mallett
October 25Nancy Reagan, Steven Wright, Vladimir Nabokov, Frank Zappa
October 24Arnold Toynbee, Sir Frederick G. Banting, Friedrich Nietzsche, Bill Nye
October 23Walt Disney, Oscar Wilde, Paul Fix, Garrison Keillor
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