Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
September 18Sir Winston Churchill, H. L. Mencken, Max Beerbohm, Jules Renard
September 17Marvin Minsky, Bertrand Russell, Ann Richards, Rita Mae Brown
September 16Pat Paulsen, Ogden Nash, Dr. Joyce Brothers, Mitch Hedberg
September 15Lord Brabazon, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Alfred Korzybski, Robert Frost
September 14Gerald Nachman, Oscar Wilde, John F. Kennedy, Anthony Trollope
September 13Richard Feynman, Alexander Pope, Lucille S. Harper, William Shakespeare
September 12Ron Nesen, Jane Wagner, Art Spander, Franklin P. Jones
September 11Lyle Alzado, Richard M. Nixon, Rita Rudner, G. K. Chesterton
September 10Woody Allen, Fritz Perls, Woodrow Wilson, Franklin D. Roosevelt
September 09Cyril Connolly, Alfred E. Newman, Alfred North Whitehead, John Cage
September 08H. L. Mencken, Gore Vidal, Will Rogers, Leon Trotsky
September 07Laurence J. Peter, Dick Clark, Ellen DeGeneres, John Green
September 06Claud Cockburn, Ashley Montague, Joan Rivers, Mark Twain
September 05Robert Frost, George Bernard Shaw, Jane Austen, Voltaire
September 04Clarence Darrow, Arlo Guthrie, Robert Byrne, Randy K. Milholland
September 03Elvis Presley, Bill Lyon, John A. Wheeler, Demetri Martin
September 02Carl Sagan, Robertson Davies, George Orwell, P. G. Wodehouse
September 01Georges Clemenceau, Francois de La Rochefoucauld, Edith Sitwell, Jerry Seinfeld
August 31Don Marquis, William Feather, G. K. Chesterton, Mitch Hedberg
August 30Abraham Lincoln, Chris Rapier, Rodney Dangerfield, Scott Adams
August 29Ambrose Bierce, Sidney J. Harris, Ethel Mumford, Elvis Costello
August 28Unknown, Moses Hadas, J. W. Eagan, Oscar Wilde
August 27Denis Diderot, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Mark Twain, Paul Tillich
August 26Arthur C. Clarke, Robert X. Cringely, Philip Guedalla, Albert Camus
August 25Herbert Henry Asquith, Lester J. Pourciau, Clifton Fadiman, Bertrand Russell
August 24John Ciardi, Groucho Marx, Jay Leno, Lisa Kudrow
August 23Samuel Goldwyn, William S. Burroughs, Umberto Eco, Walter Bagehot
August 22Isaac Asimov, Henry David Thoreau, H. G. Wells, Ralph W. Sockman
August 21W. Somerset Maugham, E. H. Gombrich, George Carlin, Benjamin Disraeli
August 20Karen Elizabeth Gordon, Robert Louis Stevenson, Dame Edna Everage, Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon
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