Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
May 06Laurence J. Peter, George Burns, Quentin Crisp, Nancy Astor
May 05George Wald, Vince Lombardi, Jerome K. Jerome, Alice Roosevelt Longworth
May 04Doctor Who, Suzanne Necker, Peter Ustinov, John Gunther
May 03Dame Rose Macaulay, Tom Stoppard, H. L. Mencken, Kevin Rose
May 02Andy Gibb, Edgar Watson Howe, G. K. Chesterton, Devin J. Monroe
May 01Ronnie Shakes, Frank Leahy, Albert Einstein, Gregory Thomas Garcia, Alan Kirschenbaum
April 30Abigail Van Buren, William Gibson, Woody Allen, Marie Curie
April 29Unknown, John Kenneth Galbraith, Richard Feynman, Mark Twain
April 28Dorothy Parker, Henry David Thoreau, George Price, John le Carre
April 26Dick Cavett, Sir Francis Bacon, William Ralph Inge, Philip G. Hamerton
April 25Joan Baez, William James, Rodney Dangerfield, Sally Kempton
April 24Samuel Butler, Anatole France, Evan Esar, Jeph Jacques
April 23Anthony Burgess, Laurence J. Peter, Fran Lebowitz, David Shore
April 22Ambrose Bierce, H. Mumford Jones, John Ruskin, W. H. Thompson
April 21Vilhjalmur Stefansson, Doug Larson, Bertrand Russell, Thomas Fuller
April 20G. K. Chesterton, Jane Wagner, Henry Fielding, Mickey Mantle
April 19Joseph Heller, Carl Jung, David Sedaris, Marvin Minsky
April 18Ray Bradbury, Mel Brooks, H. L. Mencken, P. G. Wodehouse
April 17Martin Luther King Jr., Russell Green, Paul Fussell, Peter Blake
April 16Thomas Jefferson, Burt Bacharach, Blaise Pascal, Thomas A. Edison
April 15Chantal Saperstein, Alfred Hitchcock, Vince Lombardi, Umberto Eco
April 14Rita Rudner, Eddie Cantor, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Mark Twain
April 13B. F. Skinner, Charles Bukowski, Calvin Coolidge, Robert Orben
April 12Robert Frost, Robert Benchley, Pablo Picasso, Oscar Wilde
April 11Unknown, Katharine Whitehorn, Woody Allen, Ellen DeGeneres
April 10Steven Wright, W. C. Fields, Robert X. Cringely, Albert Camus
April 09Roy Blount Jr., John Kenneth Galbraith, Kin Hubbard, George Burns
April 08Charles M. Schulz, Garry Trudeau, Ernest Hemingway, Will Rogers
April 07James M. Barrie, Leo J. Burke, P. D. James, George Eliot
April 06Herman Melville, Ronald Reagan, George Lucas, R. Stevens
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