Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
January 22Miss Piggy, E. W. Dijkstra, William Goldman, Anatole France
January 20Clarence Darrow, Andre Gide, Miguel de Cervantes, Edgar Watson Howe
January 19Judith Martin, John J. Plomp, Bertolt Brecht, Anna Quindlen
January 18William James, Dave Barry, Jane Austen, Ludwig Wittgenstein
January 17James Thurber, Oscar Levant, Edward R. Murrow, William Gibson
January 16Roy Blount Jr., Abraham Maslow, Ambrose Bierce, Herb Caen
January 15Doug Larson, H. G. Wells, Shana Alexander, George Carlin
January 14W. C. Fields, Anonymous, Oscar Wilde, Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon
January 13John Tudor, Robert Benchley, Robert Frost, Simon Cameron
January 12M. Cartmill, Roger Allen, Bertrand Russell, Franklin P. Adams
January 11Franklin P. Jones, Fred Allen, Cullen Hightower, Martin Myers
January 10Jane Wagner, Woody Allen, Umberto Eco, Eric Hoffer
January 09Solomon Short, Robert Heinlein, Barbara Tober, Francois de La Rochefoucauld
January 08Vannevar Bush, Fran Lebowitz, Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams
January 07Friedrich Nietzsche, Henry David Thoreau, Peter McArthur, Raymond Joseph Teller
January 06Tommy Cooper, Joe Weinstein, Frank Leahy, Robertson Davies
January 05Sir Francis Bacon, Craig Newmark, Henrik Tikkanen, Michel de Montaigne
January 04Sir Winston Churchill, Oscar Wilde, Philip Guedalla, Miguel de Cervantes
January 03Piet Hein, Ambrose Bierce, Edwin Schlossberg, Mark Twain
January 02Doug Larson, Pierre Beaumarchais, Orson Welles, Hobart Brown
January 01Fred Allen, Charles McCabe, Benjamin Franklin, Frank Wilczek
December 31Robert Byrne, Franklin P. Jones, Margaret Thatcher, William Shakespeare
December 30Sir Ralph Richardson, Kurt Vonnegut, Charlie Chaplin, Henri Poincare
December 29Lillian Hellman, Rita Rudner, Kenneth Tynan, Trey Parker and Matt Stone
December 28George Santayana, George Carlin, W. C. Fields, Kin Hubbard
December 27Thomas Jefferson, Clarence Darrow, Georges Clemenceau, John Ciardi
December 26Quentin Crisp, Dr. Martin Henry Fischer, H. L. Mencken, Rodney Dangerfield
December 25Carl Zwanzig, William S. Burroughs, Bill Nye, Laurence J. Peter
December 24John Benfield, Ernest Haskins, Norman Douglas, Theodore Roosevelt
December 23Laurie Anderson, Arthur Koestler, Jean Rostand, Elizabeth Aston
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