Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
December 22Tom Lehrer, Robert Benchley, Gene Fowler, Dave Kellett
December 21Edgar Allan Poe, Leslie Nielsen, Dick Clark, Penn Jillette
December 20Russell Baker, Philip Guedalla, Michel de Montaigne, Voltaire
December 19Samuel Goldwyn, George Price, Anatole France, Bill Watterson
December 18Henry J. Tillman, John Stuart Mill, C. S. Lewis, Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro and Eric Kaplan
December 17Mel Brooks, Marlon Brando, Jimmy Buffett, Elbert Hubbard
December 16Don Marquis, Vince Lombardi, Flannery O'Connor, Ellen DeGeneres
December 15Charles Caleb Colton, Sir Winston Churchill, Peter Borden, Kurt Vonnegut
December 14Sir Thomas Beecham, Arthur Brisbane, Bertrand Russell, Brooks Atkinson
December 13Ralph Hodgson, Judith Martin, Rita Rudner, Herbert Hoover
December 12Tallulah Bankhead, Sir Francis Bacon, Calvin Coolidge, Ernest Hemingway
December 11Samuel McChord Crothers, Francois de La Rochefoucauld, Mark Twain, Sydney J. Harris
December 10George Bernard Shaw, Katharine Hepburn, John Kenneth Galbraith, George Ade
December 09Tommy Cooper, H. L. Mencken, Joan Rivers, Evan Esar
December 08Harry S Truman, Hunter S. Thompson, Quentin Crisp, Laurence J. Peter
December 07Thomas Carlyle, Gertrude Stein, James Thurber, Friedrich Nietzsche
December 06Laurie Anderson, Gustave Flaubert, Samuel Johnson, George Burns
December 05Pablo Picasso, Dave Barry, Kingsley Amis, Booth Tarkington
December 04Calvin Trillin, Lewis Carroll, Peter Ustinov, Rodney Dangerfield
December 03Thomas A. Edison, Oscar Wilde, Randall Jarrell, G. K. Chesterton
December 02Groucho Marx, Unknown, John le Carre, Ellen Goodman
December 01Edgard Varese, Dorothy Parker, Howard Dietz, George Orwell
November 30Mark Twain, Bill Watterson, Eugene McCarthy, William Shakespeare
November 29Paula Poundstone, Fred Allen, Bertrand Russell, Charles Baudelaire
November 28German Proverb, Ronald Reagan, Woody Allen, Russell Baker
November 27Anatole France, Pierre Gallois, H. L. Mencken, Amos Bronson Alcott
November 26Paul Valery, Rudyard Kipling, Evan Esar, Christopher Morley
November 25Steven Wright, Herbert Henry Asquith, Sir Winston Churchill, Laurence J. Peter
November 24Cato the Elder, Horace Walpole, Arthur Schopenhauer, Thomas Fuller
November 23Rita Rudner, Suzanne Necker, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Ethel Mumford
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