Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
March 21George Jessel, Kingsley Amis, Evan Esar, Tina Fey
March 20Johnny Carson, W. H. Auden, Ellen Goodman, Greg Garcia
March 19Frank Lloyd Wright, Maurice Chevalier, Unknown, Rodney Dangerfield
March 18Georg Christoph Lichtenberg, C. P. Snow, George Bernard Shaw, Jerry Seinfeld
March 17Bill Vaughan, Harlan Ellison, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Mark Twain
March 16Hermann Hesse, Sir Barnett Cocks, Bob Edwards, Cullen Hightower
March 15Mickey Mouse, Rita Holt, Solomon Short, Isabel Colegate
March 14Wilson Mizner, Albert Einstein, John Kenneth Galbraith, Ann Richards
March 13Thomas Szasz, Groucho Marx, Gustave Flaubert, Mitch Hedberg
March 12William Shakespeare, Jane Wagner, Sir Francis Bacon, Jane Caminos
March 11Kurt Vonnegut, Andy Gibb, W. Somerset Maugham, A. J. Liebling
March 10Gore Vidal, Samuel Johnson, Jonathan Swift, P. G. Wodehouse
March 09Robert M. Hamilton, John Cage, Bob Wells, Oscar Wilde
March 08Eric Hoffer, Abraham Lincoln, Walt Whitman, Thorstein Veblen
March 07Alexandre Dumas, Douglas Adams, Gene Fowler, Lisa Kudrow
March 06Bill Lyon, Joan Rivers, Tallulah Bankhead, Roger van der Heide
March 05George Dennison Prentice, Leo Rosten, Victor Hugo, Senator Dianne Feinstein
March 04Niels Bohr, Mahatma Gandhi, Billy Crystal, John Ruskin
March 03Sir Edward Appleton, Elbert Hubbard, Mark Twain, Dave Barry
March 02Victor Borge, Penn Jillette, George F. Will, Gregory Thomas Garcia, Alan Kirschenbaum
March 01Robert E. Lee, Bertolt Brecht, Bertrand Russell, Richard Feynman
February 28Tom Stoppard, Horace Walpole, Tom Hanks, Randy K. Milholland
February 27Charlie Chaplin, Paul Dirac, Ellen DeGeneres, Lane Olinghouse
February 26Arthur C. Clarke, Al Capone, Woody Allen, C. S. Lewis
February 25Tennessee Williams, Bruce Barton, Jean-Paul Sartre, Babe Ruth
February 24Oscar Wilde, Paul Valery, Calvin Trillin, Laurence J. Peter
February 23William H. Mauldin, Stephen Leacock, Henny Youngman, H. L. Mencken
February 22Carl Sandburg, Samuel Johnson, George Bernard Shaw, Michael Crichton
February 21Unknown, Doug Larson, Cathy Ladman, Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro and Eric Kaplan
February 20Ronald Reagan, Robertson Davies, Douglas Adams, Mel Brooks
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