Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
April 26Sir Winston Churchill, Isaac Asimov, Jim Horning, Nancy Astor
April 25Alexander Hamilton, Ernest Benn, Douglas Adams, Marvin Minsky
April 24Dorothy Parker, Walt Disney, Oscar Wilde, Ralph Waldo Emerson
April 23Bob Hope, Noelie Altito, Napoleon Bonaparte, Jean Cocteau
April 22Mark Twain, George Burns, Harry S Truman, Rene Descartes
April 21Samuel Goldwyn, P. J. O'Rourke, Arthur Brisbane, Anthony Trollope
April 20Abraham Lincoln, Edward Shepherd Mead, George Santayana, Frank Herbert
April 19Unknown, C. V. R. Thompson, James Thurber, Devin J. Monroe
April 18Earl Mac Rauch, John D. Rockefeller, Sir Francis Bacon, William Faulkner
April 17Rodney Dangerfield, Aldous Huxley, Bertrand Russell, Kurt Vonnegut
April 16H. L. Mencken, Katharine Whitehorn, Randall Jarrell, Frank Tibolt
April 15Hagar the Horrible, Doug Larson, Leon Trotsky, Thomas H. Huxley
April 14Russell Baker, John Stuart Mill, Friedrich von Schiller, Orson Welles
April 13Lillian Hellman, Adlai E. Stevenson Jr., Herb Caen, Ellen DeGeneres
April 12Woody Allen, Ken Olsen, Ezra Pound, Dave Barry
April 11Anthony Burgess, Robertson Davies, E. Joseph Cossman, Mike Myers
April 10Arthur Miller, Mark Twain, Carl Becker, Franklin P. Adams
April 09Frank Zappa, Blake Clark, Gore Vidal, A. E. Housman
April 08Albert Einstein, Harry S Truman, Thomas Carlyle, Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
April 07Robert Byrne, Laurence J. Peter, Bertrand Russell, Paul Valery
April 06Friedrich Nietzsche, Suzanne Necker, Alvin Toffler, Peter Ustinov
April 05Grabel's Law, Robert Benchley, Sidney J. Harris, Mitch Hedberg
April 04Mogens Jallberg, Aleister Crowley, Hunter S. Thompson, Michael Crichton
April 03Samuel Goldwyn, Joseph Baretti, Sir Winston Churchill, Jimmy Buffett
April 02H. L. Mencken, Carrie Fisher, Ludwig Wittgenstein, Ronald Reagan
April 01William H. Mauldin, Jean Rostand, Paul Eldridge, Frank Wilczek
March 31Konrad Lorenz, Maureen Murphy, Rita Rudner, Emo Phillips
March 30Mark Twain, Will Rogers, Dana Carvey, Margaret Halsey
March 29Henrik Tikkanen, Lillian Hellman, Robertson Davies, Benjamin Disraeli
March 28Lord Brabazon, Abigail Van Buren, Ernest Hemingway, Thomas Jefferson
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