Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
January 26Lily Tomlin, Robert Frost, George Carlin, Arthur C. Clarke
January 25H. H. Williams, Walter Winchell, Garrison Keillor, Marcus Bridgstocke
January 24Garry Trudeau, Albert Einstein, Bruce Barton, William Shakespeare
January 23Aristotle, James Thurber, Kenneth Tynan, Anais Nin
January 22Wolfgang Pauli, Putt's Law, Friedrich Nietzsche, Randy K. Milholland
January 21Clint Eastwood, Evelyn Waugh, Eric Hoffer, Ludwig Wittgenstein
January 20George Bernard Shaw, Kurt Vonnegut, Cullen Hightower, Ian Fleming
January 19P. J. O'Rourke, Oscar Wilde, Rudyard Kipling, Joan Rivers
January 18Sir Julian Huxley, Dave Barry, Alvin Toffler, Robert Heinlein
January 17Jane Wagner, Charles de Montesquieu, Thomas H. Huxley, Ellen DeGeneres
January 16Alfred Adler, W. C. Fields, Charles M. Schulz, E. B. White
January 15Allan Goldfein, Roald Dahl, Christopher Morley, Charles Churchill
January 14Woody Allen, Ken Olsen, J. W. Eagan, Arthur C. Clarke
January 13Mae West, Robert Half, Bob Hope, Rex Stout
January 12Gallagher, Anatole France, Unknown, H. L. Mencken
January 11Dylan Thomas, Robert M. Hamilton, Alan Patrick Herbert, Sir William Bragg
January 10Gerald Nachman, Laurence J. Peter, Willem de Kooning, Scott Westerfeld
January 09Dorothy Parker, George Santayana, Francois de La Rochefoucauld, Demetri Martin
January 08Elbert Hubbard, Max Frisch, Douglas Adams, Peter Ustinov
January 07Tommy Smothers, David Letterman, Art Spander, Seneca
January 06Joan Baez, Al Capone, Clement Atlee, Mark Twain
January 05Saint Augustine, J. W. Schopf, Jules Renard, Nancy Astor
January 04Tallulah Bankhead, Will Rogers, E. M. Forster, Albert Einstein
January 03Woody Allen, Fred Allen, Eugene McCarthy, Stephen Colbert
January 02Bernard Berenson, Isaac Newton, Samuel Johnson, William Hazlitt
January 01Ernest Hemingway, Peter Drucker, Fran Lebowitz, Walter Bagehot
December 31David Broder, Sir Winston Churchill, Robertson Davies, Miguel de Cervantes
December 30Bobby Knight, Oscar Levant, Randall Jarrell, Yogi Berra
December 29Napoleon Bonaparte, Larry Gelbart, Friedrich von Schiller, George Burns
December 28Steven Wright, George Bush, Edith Sitwell, William Feather
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