Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
May 27Art Hoppe, Frank Zappa, Donald H. Rumsfeld, Terry Pratchett
May 26A. A. Milne, Don Herold, Frank Lloyd Wright, E. B. White
May 25Gordon R. Dickson, Unknown, Robert Bloch, Elias Schwartz
May 24Bobcat Goldthwaite, Fran Lebowitz, Ellen DeGeneres, Jeph Jacques
May 23Groucho Marx, W. Somerset Maugham, Marie Curie, Franklin P. Jones
May 22Ambrose Bierce, George Carlin, Oliver Wendell Holmes, Evan Esar
May 21Kurt Vonnegut, Cullen Hightower, Arthur C. Clarke, Roald Amundsen
May 20Ogden Nash, Beryl Pfizer, Fred Allen, Andrew Carnegie
May 19Samuel Johnson, Dorothy Parker, Kenneth Tynan, Jonathan Swift
May 18Will Rogers, Malcolm Forbes, Oscar Wilde, Thomas Jefferson
May 17David Letterman, Robert Pante, Albert Einstein, Randy K. Milholland
May 16Marvin Minsky, Jules Renard, Rodney Dangerfield, Ray Bradbury
May 15Jose Simon, Minna Thomas Antrim, Jef Mallett, Doris Egan
May 14Harry S Truman, Nikita Khrushchev, Edgar Watson Howe, John Maynard Keynes
May 13Robert R. Coveyou, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Cary Grant, Marie Curie
May 12Hubert H. Humphrey, Mark Twain, Thomas Sowell, Seth Hoffman
May 11Arthur C. Clarke, F. Scott Fitzgerald, John Erskine, R. Stevens
May 10Samuel Goldwyn, Sir Arthur Eddington, Gerald R. Ford, Nikola Tesla
May 09Unknown, Randall Jarrell, Edith Wharton, Blaise Pascal
May 08Woody Allen, George Bernard Shaw, Douglas Adams, William Shakespeare
May 07Jef Raskin, George Price, Oscar Levant, Emo Phillips
May 06P. J. O'Rourke, Quentin Crisp, Bob Hope, Louis L'Amour
May 05Steven Wright, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Michel de Montaigne, Robert Frost
May 04H. L. Mencken, Joseph Stalin, Harper's Index, O. Henry
May 03Mae West, Jerome K. Jerome, Chantal Saperstein, Groucho Marx
May 02Harold Rosenberg, Ambrose Bierce, Iggy Pop, John le Carre
May 01Fred Hoyle, Karen Elizabeth Gordon, Raymond Chandler, Woodrow Wilson
April 30Frank Zappa, Philip Guedalla, Josh Billings, Marcel Proust
April 29Mark Twain, Clarence Darrow, Robert Chapman, Anthony Trollope
April 28W. C. Fields, Lynda Barry, Oscar Wilde, Upton Sinclair
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