Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
December 06Eleanor Roosevelt, Henry J. Tillman, Henry S. Haskins, Terry Pratchett
December 05Piet Hein, Fletcher Knebel, Stanislaw J. Lec, Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
December 04Douglas Adams, Ambrose Bierce, Gore Vidal, William Shakespeare
December 03Albert Einstein, Ernest Hemingway, Jimmy Demaret, Jack Handey
December 02e e cummings, Ludwig Wittgenstein, Laurence J. Peter, Elbert Hubbard
December 01Mark Twain, Sinclair Lewis, Tom Wilson, Claud Cockburn
November 30Unknown, Steven Wright, James M. Barrie, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
November 29Vince Lombardi, Marty Indik, James Thurber, Louis C. K.
November 28Fred Allen, Benjamin Franklin, Bertrand Russell, David Frost
November 27Nancy Astor, Charles De Gaulle, John Cleese, George Bernard Shaw
November 26F. Scott Fitzgerald, W. C. Fields, Anonymous, Thomas Jefferson
November 25John Maynard Keynes, Noel Coward, H. Mumford Jones, Franklin P. Adams
November 24Aristotle, Charles Peters, Randall Jarrell, Ted Turner
November 23Pancho Villa, Dan Quayle, W. Somerset Maugham, John Barrymore
November 22Henry Allen, Peter Stone, Thorstein Veblen, Oscar Wilde
November 21Czech Proverb, Frank Lloyd Wright, Henry James, William Goldman
November 20Clare Booth Luce, George Ade, Doug Larson, Robertson Davies
November 19Ed Gardner, Unknown, Peter Drucker, Ogden Nash
November 18Darrin Weinberg, Dean Martin, Franklin P. Jones, Cullen Hightower
November 17Johnny Carson, George Santayana, Bruce Barton, Laurence J. Peter
November 16Amy Carter, Tellis Frank, Thomas Szasz, William Shakespeare
November 15Groucho Marx, Miguel de Cervantes, Henny Youngman, Peter Ustinov
November 14Woody Allen, Saki, Norm Crosby, Edward Shepherd Mead
November 13James Thurber, Judge Gideon J. Tucker, Penn Jillette, W. Somerset Maugham
November 12Oscar Levant, Leo Rosten, Sir William Bragg, R. Stevens
November 11Alexandre Dumas, Albert Einstein, Oscar Wilde, Hunter S. Thompson
November 10P. J. O'Rourke, Walter Bagehot, Josh Billings, Dorothy L. Sayers
November 09Robert Byrne, R. Buckminster Fuller, Fran Lebowitz, John Wilmot
November 08Orson Welles, Doctor Who, Isaac Asimov, John Cage
November 07John Ciardi, Bertrand Russell, Robert Half, John Ruskin
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