Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
July 05Ogden Nash, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Robert Benchley, C. V. R. Thompson
July 04Sam Brown, Ellen DeGeneres, Carl Becker, Mark Twain
July 03Groucho Marx, Scott Adams, Rabbi Julius Gordon, Will Rogers
July 02Susan Ertz, Dan Rather, Doug Larson, Rita Rudner
July 01Oscar Wilde, Czech Proverb, Benjamin H. Brewster, Socrates
June 30Unknown, Tom Stoppard, Ernest Rutherford, Fran Lebowitz
June 29John Russell, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Bernard Bailey, Ludwig Wittgenstein
June 28Christina Stead, Bertolt Brecht, George Jackson, George Burns
June 27Abraham Lincoln, John Benfield, Woodrow Wilson, Clare Booth Luce
June 26Thomas Szasz, Jonathan Winters, Woody Allen, Christopher Morley
June 25Henry David Thoreau, Casey Stengel, Ellen Goodman, Dick Cavett
June 24Joe Theismann, Umberto Eco, Edward Gibbon, David Sedaris
June 23Adrienne E. Gusoff, T. S. Eliot, George Bernard Shaw, Robert Frost
June 22Joey Adams, Marston Bates, Alan Corenk, Jimmy Carr
June 21Tom Lehrer, Johnny Carson, Albert Einstein, Ambrose Bierce
June 20Joseph Heller, Jose Simon, John Kenneth Galbraith, Anonymous
June 19Ronald Reagan, Adlai E. Stevenson Jr., Lewis Thomas, Donald Trump
June 18Georges Duhamel, Margot Asquith, Johann von Neumann, Voltaire
June 17Doug Larson, Otto von Bismarck, William Hazlitt, Mitch Hedberg
June 16A. H. Weiler, Norman Brenner, Inigo DeLeon, William Shakespeare
June 15Robert Benchley, Thorstein Veblen, Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
June 14Alfred Hitchcock, Helen Keller, Andy Rooney, Michael Crichton
June 13David Letterman, G. K. Chesterton, Douglas Adams, Elvis Costello
June 12Woody Allen, Peter McArthur, Dave Barry, Sir William Osler
June 11Adrian Mitchell, Laurence J. Peter, C. P. Snow, Edith Wharton
June 10James Magary, Lillian Carter, Bertrand Russell, Roger van der Heide
June 09Robert Frost, Fred Allen, Jack Handey, Tina Fey
June 08Charles M. Schulz, Juan Ramon Jiminez, H. L. Mencken, Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon
June 07Friedrich Nietzsche, Alan Corenk, John Lithgow, Samuel Johnson
June 06Chinese Proverb, Henry David Thoreau, Mark Twain, Rita Mae Brown
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