Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
September 02W. C. Fields, Quentin Crisp, William James, Alfred North Whitehead
September 01Erica Jong, Frank Lloyd Wright, Eddie Izzard, Seth Hoffman
August 31W. Somerset Maugham, Charles Baudelaire, H. L. Mencken, Gerald R. Ford
August 30Oscar Wilde, Franklin P. Jones, Malcolm Forbes, Gregory Thomas Garcia, Elijah Aron, Jordan Young
August 29Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet, Adrian Mitchell, Frederick Locker-Lampson, Henny Youngman
August 28William Ralph Inge, Groucho Marx, Victor Hugo, John Clarke
August 27Louis Vermeil, Marlo Thomas, John Ruskin, John Scalzi
August 26Cyra McFadden, James Madison, Eric Hoffer, Friedrich Nietzsche
August 25E. M. Forster, Charles Kuralt, Stephen Vizinczey, Josh Billings
August 24Woodrow Wilson, Mark Twain, Scott Adams, John F. Kennedy
August 23Edgar Bergen, Alfred Hitchcock, Tom Lehrer, George Bernard Shaw
August 22Noel Coward, Kin Hubbard, Franklin P. Adams, Kevin Rose
August 21Dave Barry, John D. Rockefeller, Samuel Goldwyn, John Kenneth Galbraith
August 20Robert Benchley, Richard Diran, W. C. Fields, Albert Einstein
August 19King Farouk of Egypt, Benjamin Stolberg, Anonymous, R. Buckminster Fuller
August 18Jules Feiffer, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Dame Edna Everage, Jimmy Buffett
August 17Sir Winston Churchill, Will Rogers, Emo Phillips, James Thurber
August 16Unknown, Martin Mull, Frank Tibolt, Devin J. Monroe
August 15William H. Mauldin, Jane Caminos, H. L. Mencken, Lewis Mumford
August 14Dan Quayle, Graffito, Garrison Keillor, Randy K. Milholland
August 13Tom Robbins, John F. Kennedy, Havelock Ellis, Yogi Berra
August 12Harry S Truman, Jack Handey, Mark Twain, Tom Hanks
August 11A. Whitney Brown, Woody Allen, Bertrand Russell, R. Stevens
August 10John Russell, J. W. Eagan, George Bernard Shaw, Aaron McGruder
August 09Franklin P. Jones, Wendell Johnson, Clive James, Oscar Wilde
August 08James Branch Cabell, A. J. Liebling, J. R. R. Tolkien, Ernest Hemingway
August 07Judith Martin, Evan Esar, Stephen Colbert, Robin Williams
August 06James Thurber, Lewis Thomas, Sir William Osler, Thomas Jefferson
August 05Henry Ford, Ralph Waldo Emerson, John Kenneth Galbraith, Michael Crichton
August 04Father Larry Lorenzoni, A. A. Milne, George Santayana, Alice Thomas Ellis
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