Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
November 14Christopher Morley, Wilson Mizner, Richard Feynman, Katharine Hepburn
November 13Liza Minnelli, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Albert Einstein, William Faulkner
November 12Lewis Thomas, Helen Keller, Jules Renard, James Carville
November 11Tom Lehrer, Pablo Picasso, H. Mumford Jones, Sir William Osler
November 10Lyndon B. Johnson, Bertrand Russell, John Wilmot, R. Stevens
November 09Aristotle, Solomon Short, Alan Dean Foster, Soren Kierkegaard
November 08George Carlin, Robert X. Cringely, James Thurber, Aaron McGruder
November 07Henry J. Tillman, Foster's Law, Hesketh Pearson, Jimmy Buffett
November 06Robert Byrne, Ashley Montague, Robert Heinlein, John Ruskin
November 05Kin Hubbard, Groucho Marx, Moses Hadas, William James
November 04Margaret Bonnano, Adrienne E. Gusoff, Albert Camus, Jeph Jacques
November 03John Russell, Oscar Wilde, Billy Crystal, Leonard Louis Levinson
November 02Redd Foxx, Thomas A. Edison, Jane Caminos, Jackie Mason
November 01Woodrow Wilson, Thomas Babington Macaulay, Aleister Crowley, Henri-Frédéric Amiel
October 31Ambrose Bierce, Samuel Goldwyn, Dan Quayle, Robert Benchley
October 30Evan Davis, Bertrand Russell, John Cage, Rodney Dangerfield
October 29Gracie Allen, Ronnie Shakes, Dr. Thomas Fuller, Jean-Paul Sartre
October 28Franklin P. Jones, Seneca, Penn Jillette, Gertrude Stein
October 27Anonymous, Sir Ralph Richardson, H. L. Mencken, Babe Ruth
October 26Emile Coue, Albert Einstein, Blaise Pascal, Soren Kierkegaard
October 25Thomas Berger, Arthur Schopenhauer, Marquis de la Grange, Daniel Webster
October 24Jules de Gaultier, Unknown, From "Taxi", Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon
October 23Harry S Truman, Scott Adams, Ogden Nash, Ellen Herman
October 22Rita Holt, Don Herold, Steven Weinberg, Sue Murphy
October 21Harry Shearer, Robertson Davies, Randy K. Milholland, Thomas Henry Huxley
October 20Arlo Guthrie, Oscar Wilde, W. C. Fields, Dave Barry
October 19Johann von Neumann, Anais Nin, Nicholas Chamfort, Samuel Butler
October 18Moses Hadas, Laurence J. Peter, Doug Larson, Seth Hoffman
October 17Dan Rather, Douglas Adams, Ellen DeGeneres, Mark Twain
October 16Luis Bunuel, Benjamin Disraeli, Eugene McCarthy, Francois de La Rochefoucauld
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