Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
March 24Maurice Chevalier, Edgar Watson Howe, Robert Frost, George Orwell
March 23Joan Baez, B. F. Skinner, Logan Pearsall Smith, Robert Benchley
March 22Steven Wright, Barry Commoner, Dame Rose Macaulay, Lech Walesa
March 21Unknown, Cary Grant, Thomas H. Huxley, Ellen DeGeneres
March 20David Letterman, Groucho Marx, Lord Falkland, Buck Henry
March 19Thomas Pickering, Robert Half, I. F. Stone, Voltaire
March 18Woody Allen, Bernard Bailey, Oscar Wilde, Jean Kerr
March 17Walt Disney, Bill Watterson, Samuel Johnson, Scott Adams
March 16Tom Robbins, Laurence J. Peter, Bella Abzug, William Shakespeare
March 15Gore Vidal, Hermann Hesse, Brendan Gill, Benjamin Disraeli
March 14Timothy Leary, Arthur C. Clarke, Lester B. Pearson, William James
March 13Alfred E. Newman, Douglas Adams, Edward Young, Evan Esar
March 12Terence, Dorothy Parker, Will Rogers, Frank Zappa
March 11Stan Dunn, Bruce Barton, R. Buckminster Fuller, Rob Delaney
March 10Mae West, George Bernard Shaw, Tallulah Bankhead, W. Somerset Maugham
March 09William Safire, Samuel McChord Crothers, Doug Larson, Jeff Foxworthy
March 08Mark Twain, Stephen Jay Gould, Blaise Pascal, Robertson Davies
March 07Alan Perlis, Henri Poincare, Herbert Agar, Henry David Thoreau
March 06W. C. Fields, Peter De Vries, William Gibson, Gail Godwin
March 05Rita Rudner, Jane Caminos, J. R. R. Tolkien, Aeschylus
March 04Aristotle, Carolyn Wells, David Friedman, Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon
March 03James M. Barrie, Henry James, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, John Dryden
March 02Eleanor Roosevelt, George Jean Nathan, Jimmy Buffett, Elizabeth Aston
March 01Lily Tomlin, Sophocles, Samuel Johnson, David M. Ogilvy
February 28Thomas Jones, Peter York, Richter cartoon caption, Arthur Schopenhauer
February 27Marilyn Monroe, E. Joseph Cossman, Samuel Butler, George Bernard Shaw
February 26Anatole France, Bill Vaughan, George Orwell, Jeph Jacques
February 25Doug Larson, Minna Thomas Antrim, P. J. O'Rourke, Francois de La Rochefoucauld
February 24James Magary, Mae West, Erma Bombeck, Peter Ustinov
February 23Robert Heinlein, Laurence J. Peter, Robert Benchley, Yogi Berra
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