Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
April 25Kin Hubbard, Matthew Prior, Robert Frost, Frederick Douglass
April 24James Reston, Richard Feynman, Paul Eldridge, Jeph Jacques
April 23Pierre Beaumarchais, Marty Indik, Henry David Thoreau, Charles Churchill
April 22Unknown, Ogden Nash, Henry J. Tillman, Friedrich Nietzsche
April 21H. L. Mencken, James Thurber, Jimmy Buffett, Cindy Gardner
April 20Laurence J. Peter, Ambrose Bierce, Alfred Hitchcock, Randy K. Milholland
April 19Robert Benchley, Walter Goodman, Janet Long, John Wilmot
April 18David Letterman, Bette Midler, From "Taxi", Fran Lebowitz
April 17Farmers' Almanac, David Frost, Anatole France, Alfred Lord Tennyson
April 16Sir Winston Churchill, Jean Giraudoux, Thomas A. Edison, Putt's Law
April 15Mark Twain, Jane Austen, Robert Frost, Mitch Hedberg
April 14Hector Berlioz, Charles Caleb Colton, Frantz Fanon, Evan Esar
April 13Thomas Szasz, Oscar Wilde, Friedrich von Schiller, John F. Kennedy
April 12Marilyn Monroe, Douglas Adams, Don Marquis, Billy Crystal
April 11Robert Bakker, Oliver Wendell Holmes, Peter Ustinov, Robert Copeland
April 10Margaret Mitchell, H. L. Mencken, Kingsley Amis, Leonard Louis Levinson
April 09Ogden Nash, Moe Howard, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Rodney Dangerfield
April 08Jules Renard, Walt Disney, Samuel Johnson, Frank Lloyd Wright
April 07James Thurber, William James, E. B. White, Edward Abbey
April 06Niels Bohr, M. Cartmill, Virgil Thomson, Randy K. Milholland
April 05Lily Tomlin, Woody Allen, Aldous Huxley, Jean Cocteau
April 04Mark Twain, Chester Bowles, Laurence J. Peter, Dr. Seuss
April 03Steven Wright, Unknown, Edmund Burke, Malcolm Forbes
April 02W. H. Auden, Bob Edwards, Walter Bagehot, Ellen DeGeneres
April 01Donald Trump, Alexander Pope, Meredith Willson, Thomas Henry Huxley
March 31Groucho Marx, Jack Handey, Oscar Wilde, Tina Fey
March 30Albert Einstein, W. Somerset Maugham, Robert Benchley, Edward Gibbon
March 29Stephen Leacock, Georg Christoph Lichtenberg, Henry David Thoreau, Susan Rice
March 28Isaac Asimov, Carl Sagan, Martin Mull, Will Rogers
March 27G. K. Chesterton, Mogens Jallberg, Karen Elizabeth Gordon, Benjamin Disraeli
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