Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
September 27Pancho Villa, Robert Orben, Dan Rather, William Feather
September 26Ambrose Bierce, Unknown, Douglas Adams, George Meany
September 25Frank Zappa, John Gaule, Voltaire, Albert Einstein
September 24Sir William Bragg, Tom Masson, George Burns, Samuel Johnson
September 23Euripides, Joe Ancis, Katharine Whitehorn, e e cummings
September 22G. K. Chesterton, Garry Shandling, Erma Bombeck, Ralph Waldo Emerson
September 21Jean Kerr, Bertrand Russell, Christopher Morley, John Wanamaker
September 20Dick Cavett, Robert Bakker, Isaac Newton, David Coblitz
September 19Totie Fields, Laurence J. Peter, Spike Milligan, Thorstein Veblen
September 18Sir Winston Churchill, Woody Allen, Friedrich Nietzsche, Evan Esar
September 17Konrad Lorenz, Jimmy Buffett, Thomas Jefferson, Randy K. Milholland
September 16Harold Rosenberg, Stephen Jay Gould, Adrienne E. Gusoff, Don Juan Manuel
September 15James M. Barrie, Krishnamurti, Oscar Wilde, George Carlin
September 14Douglas Adams, Fran Lebowitz, Miguel de Cervantes, Mel Brooks
September 13Unknown, Sir Richard Francis Burton, Anonymous, Dame Edna Everage
September 12Richard Diran, Elias Schwartz, Blaise Pascal, Andrew Carnegie
September 11Mark Twain, Arthur C. Clarke, James Madison, Logan Pearsall Smith
September 10Groucho Marx, Ambrose Bierce, George Bernard Shaw, H. L. Mencken
September 09Soren Kierkegaard, Dennis Miller, George Santayana, G. K. Chesterton
September 08Frank Zappa, Chantal Saperstein, Robert Benchley, Samuel Johnson
September 07New York City detective, Sinclair Lewis, Max Beerbohm, John Ruskin
September 06Charles M. Schulz, Suzanne Necker, Henry Adams, Heinrich Heine
September 05Dwight D. Eisenhower, Larry Hardiman, Tom Robbins, Matthew Prior
September 04Doug Ferrari, Moses Hadas, Harry S Truman, Gregory Thomas Garcia, Alan Kirschenbaum
September 03E. B. White, Frank Deford, Jay Leno, John Dryden
September 02H. Mumford Jones, Carl Sagan, Paul Valery, Satchel Paige
September 01Senator Patrick Leahy, Putt's Law, Aristotle, W. H. Auden
August 31Sean O'Casey, Henry Morgan, W. C. Fields, Don Herold
August 30Cyril Connolly, E. F. Schumacher, Randall Jarrell, David Brin
August 29Will Rogers, Eleanor Roosevelt, Edmund Burke, Frank Zappa
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