Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
July 18Paul Valery, Friedrich Nietzsche, Dick Werthimer, William Gibson
July 17G. H. Hardy, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Leo Rosten, Rita Mae Brown
July 16Terence, Roger Allen, Francois de La Rochefoucauld, Oscar Wilde
July 15Frank Deford, Arnold Toynbee, Norm Papernick, Halifax
July 14Bertrand Russell, Samuel Johnson, George Bernard Shaw, Robert Half
July 13Oscar Levant, Robert Frost, Mike Myers, Marcus Bridgstocke
July 12Aldous Huxley, Dorothy Parker, Anatole France, Walter Bagehot
July 11Fran Lebowitz, Arthur C. Clarke, Bill Nye, John F. Kennedy
July 10Charles Lamb, Steven Wright, Benjamin Disraeli, Demetri Martin
July 09Samuel Goldwyn, Joe Ancis, Bill Tammeus, Lisa Kudrow
July 08Garry Shandling, P. G. Wodehouse, James Thorpe, G. K. Chesterton
July 07Sir Winston Churchill, Unknown, Hodding Carter, Margaret Halsey
July 06Dale Carnegie, Groucho Marx, Dennis Miller, Bill Murray
July 05Rita Rudner, P. J. O'Rourke, Aesop, David M. Ogilvy
July 04Emile Chartier, William Feather, Gary Zukav, John Alejandro King
July 03Will Rogers, Ed Meese, George Bernard Shaw, George Aiken
July 02Edith Sitwell, Ambrose Bierce, Alfred E. Wiggam, John Green
July 01David Smith, Isaac Newton, Wilson Mizner, Bertrand Russell
June 30Soren Kierkegaard, Joe Martin, Kurt Vonnegut, Doris Egan
June 29Milton Friedman, E. V. Lucas, Michael Crichton, Jeph Jacques
June 28James Thurber, David Letterman, Mark Twain, Norman Mailer
June 27Oscar Wilde, Inigo DeLeon, Peter Borden, George Meany
June 26Thomas Neill, Frank Zappa, Anonymous, Noel Coward
June 25Calvin Trillin, Arthur Schopenhauer, Doug Larson, Isaac Asimov
June 24A. Whitney Brown, George Eliot, Alice Thomas Ellis, Tina Fey
June 23Edward Chilton, Ralph Waldo Emerson, James Harvey Robinson, Mitch Hedberg
June 22King Farouk of Egypt, Albert Einstein, Stephen Jay Gould, Jean Cocteau
June 21James Reston, Henry David Thoreau, Vince Lombardi, Robert Benchley
June 20Marlo Thomas, Samuel Butler, Rodney Dangerfield, Kent Nichols and Douglas Sarine
June 19George Orwell, H. L. Mencken, Bob Wells, Lenny Bruce
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