Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
January 17Stephen Leacock, Thomas A. Edison, Robert Frost, Ronald Reagan
January 16Judith Martin, Samuel Butler, Arnold Lobel, Jackie Mason
January 15Dwight D. Eisenhower, Dan Quayle, Oscar Wilde, Francois de La Rochefoucauld
January 14Voltaire, Pliny the Elder, Laurence J. Peter, Otto von Bismarck
January 13Unknown, Samuel Goldwyn, Sydney Smith, Nicholas Chamfort
January 12Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr., Albert Einstein, Edmund Burke, George Eliot
January 11Walter Goodman, John Maynard Keynes, Isaac Asimov, Sir Winston Churchill
January 10Bob Wells, Michael Pritchard, Thomas Szasz, Ellen DeGeneres
January 09Albert Camus, James M. Barrie, Logan Pearsall Smith, Nikola Tesla
January 08Havelock Ellis, Nikita Khrushchev, Friedrich Nietzsche, Hunter S. Thompson
January 07Jane Wagner, Anonymous, Margaret Thatcher, Mark Twain
January 06Elbert Hubbard, Alex Levin, Douglas Adams, John Alejandro King
January 05Evan Davis, Wilson Mizner, Madeleine L'Engle, Pam Davis
January 04Kurt Vonnegut, Allan Goldfein, E. M. Forster, Dylan Thomas
January 03Unknown, Mae West, George Bernard Shaw, James Thurber
January 02Chinese Proverb, Oscar Wilde, Gerald R. Ford, Terry Pratchett
January 01A. H. Weiler, Emo Phillips, Russell P. Askue, Bertrand Russell
December 31Steve Martin, William Ralph Inge, William Hazlitt, Demetri Martin
December 30Sir Winston Churchill, Aldous Huxley, Henry Ford, Louis C. K.
December 29Franklin P. Jones, Laurence J. Peter, Inigo DeLeon, Trey Parker and Matt Stone
December 28Laurie Anderson, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, George Best, John Scalzi
December 27J. W. Eagan, Alan Corenk, George Santayana, Brendan Behan
December 26Henry J. Tillman, Alan Dean Foster, John le Carre, J. B. Priestley
December 25Charles De Gaulle, Robert Byrne, William Blake, John Adams
December 24Adrienne E. Gusoff, George Burns, George Eliot, Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon
December 23Indira Gandhi, Eric Hoffer, Georg Christoph Lichtenberg, Doris Egan
December 22Woody Allen, Mark Twain, Oscar Wilde, Robert Chapman
December 21George Carlin, Martin Mull, Niels Bohr, Saki
December 20Robert R. Coveyou, Mickey Rooney, Hodding Carter, Devin J. Monroe
December 19L. M. Boyd, Kingsley Amis, Walter Bagehot, Theodore Roosevelt
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