Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
June 25Dan Quayle, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, Ellen DeGeneres, Elvis Costello
June 24Gertrude Stein, Alexander Pope, Alfred North Whitehead, David M. Ogilvy
June 23Samuel Goldwyn, Soren Kierkegaard, Eric Hoffer, Evan Esar
June 22Henny Youngman, Bill Vaughan, Robertson Davies, George Santayana
June 21Evelyn Waugh, Thomas Sowell, Rita Rudner, Oliver Wendell Holmes
June 20Robert Byrne, Marston Bates, Oscar Wilde, Aaron McGruder
June 19Albert Einstein, Fred Allen, John Stuart Mill, Edith Wharton
June 18Douglas Adams, John Maynard Keynes, Henry Ford, Peter Ustinov
June 17Christina Stead, H. L. Mencken, Frank Deford, Randy K. Milholland
June 16Mark Twain, Eddie Cantor, Laurence J. Peter, Harold Wilson
June 15Steven Wright, Unknown, Dan Quayle, Philip G. Hamerton
June 14Johnny Carson, Fritz Perls, Carl Jung, Edward Abbey
June 13L. M. Boyd, Robert Frost, Margaret Thatcher, Thomas Jefferson
June 12Robert Benchley, Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, Marie Curie, Ellen Goodman
June 11John Updike, Bertrand Russell, Lord Acton, George Burns
June 10Samuel Goldwyn, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Charles Luckman, Sir Frederick G. Banting
June 09Georges Duhamel, Gallagher, J. Hart, Samuel Johnson
June 08Dorothy Parker, Karen Elizabeth Gordon, Michel de Montaigne, Al Franken
June 07Don Marquis, Henry David Thoreau, H. Mumford Jones, Edith Wharton
June 06Woody Allen, Francois de La Rochefoucauld, Walter Lippmann, Sidney J. Harris
June 05Thomas A. Edison, Jane Wagner, Mark Twain, Calvin Trillin
June 04Charles Caleb Colton, Dr. Thomas Fuller, Peter Ustinov, Louis C. K.
June 03Unknown, Thomas Jefferson, Steven Wright, E. W. Dijkstra
June 02John Kenneth Galbraith, Franklin P. Jones, George Orwell, H. L. Mencken
June 01Paul Johnson, Oscar Wilde, Lane Olinghouse, Will Rogers
May 31Abraham Lincoln, Clifton Fadiman, Kurt Vonnegut, George Steiner
May 30Ludwig Erhard, Lewis Mumford, Bertrand Russell, Brooks Atkinson
May 29Malcolm Forbes, Bill Watterson, P. J. O'Rourke, Rodney Dangerfield
May 28Carl Zwanzig, Laurence J. Peter, George Bernard Shaw, George Eliot
May 27Woody Allen, George Burns, John Maynard Keynes, Ayn Rand
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