Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
October 03Ronald Reagan, Wilson Mizner, Will Rogers, Joseph Conrad
October 02James Reston, Father Larry Lorenzoni, Fran Lebowitz, Peter Ustinov
October 01Dean Martin, Niels Bohr, Andrew W. Mathis, Steven Wright
September 30Bertrand Russell, Mark Twain, Edgar Watson Howe, Margaret Mead
September 29James Thurber, Logan Pearsall Smith, Jean Kerr, Evan Esar
September 28Georges Clemenceau, Edith Sitwell, Friedrich Nietzsche, Thomas Jefferson
September 27Gertrude Stein, Margo Kaufman, William Ralph Inge, R. Stevens
September 26Thomas A. Edison, Jeanne Phillips, Voltaire, Douglas Adams
September 25Jean Giraudoux, Arthur C. Clarke, John Dewey, Eddie Izzard
September 24William J. Broad, Christopher Lasch, Galileo Galilei, Charles Bukowski
September 23Walt Disney, E. F. Schumacher, Larry Gelbart, Albert Camus
September 22Elbert Hubbard, Eddie Cantor, Peter McArthur, Seth Hoffman
September 21Jules Renard, Japanese Proverb, John Kenneth Galbraith, Jessamyn West
September 20Tom Wilson, Albert Einstein, Quentin Crisp, William Hazlitt
September 19Jimmy Durante, Thornton Wilder, Thomas Sowell, Demetri Martin
September 18George Orwell, Ludwig Erhard, Doug Larson, Napoleon Bonaparte
September 17Robert Benchley, Joseph Addison, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Rodney Dangerfield
September 16Heinrich Heine, Sir Winston Churchill, Mark Twain, Mitch Hedberg
September 15Gordon R. Dickson, Don Marquis, Enrico Fermi, H. L. Mencken
September 14Alfred Hitchcock, Jimmy Demaret, William Feather, Devin J. Monroe
September 13Steven Wright, Hermann Hesse, H. G. Wells, Randy K. Milholland
September 12Wilson Mizner, Woody Allen, James Thurber, Bernard M. Baruch
September 11Matt Groening, E. B. White, Bertrand Russell, Leon Trotsky
September 10Harry Shearer, Benjamin Franklin, Horace Walpole, Edward Abbey
September 09Chris Rapier, Alan Kay, Henry James, Henri-Frédéric Amiel
September 08Will Rogers, Oscar Wilde, Lynn Johnston, R. Stevens
September 07Abraham Lincoln, Hunter S. Thompson, Lenin, David Richerby
September 06Moses Hadas, Marston Bates, Tallulah Bankhead, Kurt Vonnegut
September 05Samuel Goldwyn, Friedrich Nietzsche, Mark Twain, Bill Gates
September 04Richter cartoon caption, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, Herbert Spencer, Jack Handey
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