Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
September 16Arthur C. Clarke, H. L. Mencken, Bertrand Russell, G. K. Chesterton
September 15Ken Olsen, Arthur Schopenhauer, Emile Chartier, Joan Rivers
September 14John Mason Brown, Alfred North Whitehead, Robert Orben, Stanislaw J. Lec
September 13Frank Zappa, Pierre Beaumarchais, Pablo Picasso, Mae West
September 12Oliver Wendell Holmes, Frantz Fanon, Malcolm Forbes, David Coblitz
September 11Blaise Pascal, Wilson Mizner, Franklin P. Adams, Jef Mallett
September 10David Frost, Voltaire, Tallulah Bankhead, Terry Pratchett
September 09Simon Cameron, Mark Twain, Albert Einstein, Cullen Hightower
September 08Greek Proverb, Barbara Tober, Samuel Johnson, George Bernard Shaw
September 07Oscar Levant, Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, Rita Rudner, Andre Gide
September 06Will Rogers, Bertrand Russell, Dorothy Parker, Ralph Waldo Emerson
September 05Sir Thomas Beecham, Donald Trump, Eve Babitz, P. J. O'Rourke
September 04Jerome K. Jerome, Steven Wright, Mahatma Gandhi, Alan Corenk
September 03Russel Lynes, Eugene McCarthy, Robert Pirsig, Peter De Vries
September 02W. C. Fields, Quentin Crisp, William James, Alfred North Whitehead
September 01Erica Jong, Frank Lloyd Wright, Eddie Izzard, Seth Hoffman
August 31W. Somerset Maugham, Charles Baudelaire, H. L. Mencken, Gerald R. Ford
August 30Oscar Wilde, Franklin P. Jones, Malcolm Forbes, Gregory Thomas Garcia, Elijah Aron, Jordan Young
August 29Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet, Adrian Mitchell, Frederick Locker-Lampson, Henny Youngman
August 28William Ralph Inge, Groucho Marx, Victor Hugo, John Clarke
August 27Louis Vermeil, Marlo Thomas, John Ruskin, John Scalzi
August 26Cyra McFadden, James Madison, Eric Hoffer, Friedrich Nietzsche
August 25E. M. Forster, Charles Kuralt, Stephen Vizinczey, Josh Billings
August 24Woodrow Wilson, Mark Twain, Scott Adams, John F. Kennedy
August 23Edgar Bergen, Alfred Hitchcock, Tom Lehrer, George Bernard Shaw
August 22Noel Coward, Kin Hubbard, Franklin P. Adams, Kevin Rose
August 21Dave Barry, John D. Rockefeller, Samuel Goldwyn, John Kenneth Galbraith
August 20Robert Benchley, Richard Diran, W. C. Fields, Albert Einstein
August 19King Farouk of Egypt, Benjamin Stolberg, Anonymous, R. Buckminster Fuller
August 18Jules Feiffer, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Dame Edna Everage, Jimmy Buffett
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