Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
September 25P. D. James, Henry David Thoreau, Bertrand Russell, Jay Leno
September 24George Bernard Shaw, H. L. Mencken, Tom Hanks, Lisa Kudrow
September 23Abba Eban, R. Buckminster Fuller, Don Marquis, Randall Jarrell
September 22Bill Hoest, Robert Pante, James Thurber, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
September 21Alice James, Arthur C. Clarke, Stanislaw Lem, Raymond Chandler
September 20Dick Gregory, Eric Ambler, Scott Adams, Jeph Jacques
September 19Woody Allen, Will Rogers, John Gunther, Charles M. Schulz
September 18Albert Camus, Herb Caen, John Dewey, David Coblitz
September 17Ronald Reagan, Steven Wright, Tom Robbins, Henny Youngman
September 16Jeannette Rankin, Peter Drucker, Henry Adams, Evan Esar
September 15John Tudor, Graffito, Lady Violet Bonham Carter, Randy K. Milholland
September 14Ralph Waldo Emerson, Norman Ford, Robertson Davies, Ray Bradbury
September 13Fred Hoyle, Oscar Wilde, Honore de Balzac, Ellen DeGeneres
September 12Andrew S. Tanenbaum, Henry Kissinger, Cathy Ladman, Joan Baez
September 11Albert Einstein, R. Buckminster Fuller, Ralph Novak, Hesketh Pearson
September 10Anonymous, John W. Gardner, David Sedaris, James Carville
September 09Unknown, Al Capone, Francois de La Rochefoucauld, Billy Crystal
September 08G. Gordon Liddy, William H. Borah, Sophocles, Aldous Huxley
September 07Will Rogers, Brendan Gill, Bertrand Russell, Herbert Hoover
September 06Rita Rudner, Woody Allen, P. J. O'Rourke, Samuel Johnson
September 05J. Robert Oppenheimer, A. J. Liebling, George Jackson, Jackie Mason
September 04Thomas Szasz, Tom Lehrer, Clint Eastwood, Peter de Vries
September 03Alexandre Dumas, Norm Crosby, Ben Hecht, Anatole France
September 02Alan Patrick Herbert, George Bernard Shaw, Casey Stengel, Samuel Butler
September 01Queen Juliana, Marty Indik, Margaret Millar, Mark Twain
August 31Henry Ford, Richard Feynman, Hunter S. Thompson, Eric Hoffer
August 30John Ciardi, Benjamin Disraeli, Charles Caleb Colton, Ralph W. Sockman
August 29Mae West, Kilgore Trout, Bill Cosby, Trey Parker and Matt Stone
August 28Eric Sevareid, Josh Billings, Albert Einstein, Evan Esar
August 27Albert Camus, Charles Bukowski, Upton Sinclair, Jack Handey
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