Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
October 01Mogens Jallberg, John Stuart Mill, Socrates, Lytton Strachey
September 30Douglas Adams, Niels Bohr, Georges Clemenceau, Donald Trump
September 29Kin Hubbard, Franklin P. Jones, Martin Mull, Tallulah Bankhead
September 28Richard Feynman, Dame Rose Macaulay, Mickey Mantle, Paula Poundstone
September 27Fran Lebowitz, John Ruskin, Thomas H. Huxley, Randy K. Milholland
September 26Henry Ford, George Ade, Mario Andretti, Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon
September 25Richter cartoon caption, H. L. Mencken, Robert Morley, Abbie Hoffman
September 24Thomas Szasz, Alfred Hitchcock, Frank Lloyd Wright, Ralph Waldo Emerson
September 23Robert Benchley, Ronald Reagan, Gary Zukav, Jeph Jacques
September 22Dick Cavett, Dorothy Parker, Groucho Marx, Logan Pearsall Smith
September 21Moses Hadas, Unknown, Aldous Huxley, James Baldwin
September 20Tom Lehrer, Sir Arnold Bax, Rodney Dangerfield, Dwight D. Eisenhower
September 19Maurice Sendak, Douglas Adams, Yogi Berra, Peter Ustinov
September 18Oscar Wilde, Alfred North Whitehead, Charles F. Kettering, Emo Phillips
September 17Gerald Nachman, George Santayana, Virginia Woolf, Robert Orben
September 16Alfred Adler, David Peterson, Daniel Webster, Norman Mailer
September 15Alfred E. Newman, Bill Hoest, Laurence J. Peter, James Branch Cabell
September 14Calvin Trillin, Galileo Galilei, W. H. Auden, Craig Newmark
September 13Robert Heinlein, Colette, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, William Shakespeare
September 12W. C. Sellar and R. J. Yeatman, Mark Twain, Heywood Broun, Bernard M. Baruch
September 11Russell Baker, Thomas Mann, Mitch Hedberg, Dave Kellett
September 10Denis Diderot, Anais Nin, William Feather, Arnold Toynbee
September 09Thomas Jefferson, Fran Lebowitz, Cullen Hightower, Blaise Pascal
September 08W. L. George, Oscar Wilde, Willem de Kooning, Voltaire
September 07Lewis Thomas, Clare Booth Luce, Orson Welles, David Frost
September 06Thomas A. Edison, Sir Winston Churchill, Woody Allen, George Burns
September 05Albert Einstein, Dan Quayle, Bill Watterson, Philip K. Dick
September 04James Thurber, Adolf Hitler, Rita Rudner, Keith Preston
September 03Robert Anton Wilson, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Otto von Bismarck, G. K. Chesterton
September 02Charles M. Schulz, Andy Warhol, Terry Pratchett, Ethel Mumford
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