Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
January 23Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Ted Morgan, Barry Commoner, P. G. Wodehouse
January 22Kin Hubbard, Ralph Novak, H. L. Mencken, John Ruskin
January 21Sir William Osler, Martin Luther King Jr., Chinese Proverb, Woody Allen
January 20John Blake, Jean Rostand, Jessica Alba, Mike Myers
January 19Clare Booth Luce, T. S. Eliot, Ring Lardner, Arthur Schopenhauer
January 18Unknown, Alfred Hitchcock, Rita Mae Brown, Dave Kellett
January 17Jeannette Rankin, Samuel Butler, Thomas Jefferson, G. K. Chesterton
January 16Ronnie Shakes, Lily Tomlin, Steven Wright, William Hazlitt
January 15Harrison Ford, Anonymous, Albert Schweitzer, Herbert Agar
January 14Sir Julian Huxley, Ronald Reagan, Harry S Truman, Bertrand Russell
January 13Ambrose Bierce, Mark Twain, Oscar Wilde, Susan Rice
January 12Francois de La Rochefoucauld, Samuel Johnson, Thomas Fuller, Tom Stoppard
January 11Larry Gelbart, Charles M. Schulz, Marilyn Monroe, Elbert Hubbard
January 10P. G. Wodehouse, Peter Ustinov, Jay Leno, Evan Esar
January 09Lichty and Wagner, Dave Barry, George W. Bush, Adrienne E. Gusoff
January 08Leo Tolstoy, Laurence J. Peter, A. J. Liebling, Nora Ephron
January 07Woody Allen, Robert Frost, Robertson Davies, Henry Kissinger
January 06Orson Welles, Fred Allen, David Brin, Christopher Hampton
January 05Lily Tomlin, William James, Benjamin Disraeli, Voltaire
January 04Jerome K. Jerome, Anonymous, Charles Lamb, David Letterman
January 03Albert Einstein, Friedrich Nietzsche, Charles Luckman, Thomas H. Huxley
January 02P. J. O'Rourke, Mark Twain, Elvis Presley, Donald H. Rumsfeld
January 01H. L. Mencken, Albert Schweitzer, Miss Piggy, Herbert J. Muller
December 31Unknown, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Douglas Adams, George Orwell
December 30Oscar Wilde, Brendan Gill, Jack London, John Kenneth Galbraith
December 29Clint Eastwood, Will Durst, Robert Pante, Fran Lebowitz
December 28Groucho Marx, Saint Augustine, Noel Coward, Marquis de Vauvenargues
December 27Will Rogers, Steven Wright, Rick Polito, Leonard Louis Levinson
December 26Louise Beal, William Feather, Rita Rudner, Mickey Friedman
December 25Sinclair Lewis, Martin Mull, John W. Gardner, Robert Redford
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