Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
June 28Robert Benchley, Poul Anderson, Plato, William Faulkner
June 27Charles De Gaulle, Norman Brenner, Paul Valery, Oscar Wilde
June 26Tom Stoppard, Unknown, M. C. Escher, H. L. Mencken
June 25Chico Marx, Johann von Neumann, Ray Bradbury, Mitch Hedberg
June 24Anonymous, R. D. Laing, Charles Baudelaire, Abraham Lincoln
June 23Roger Moore, Mark Twain, Bill Cosby, William Shakespeare
June 22Harry S Truman, Dan Quayle, Johnny Carson, Georges Clemenceau
June 21Will Rogers, Henry Kissinger, George Santayana, Daniel Webster
June 20Thomas Szasz, Dale Carnegie, Penn Jillette, W. Somerset Maugham
June 19Napoleon Bonaparte, A. A. Milne, Benjamin Disraeli, Evan Esar
June 18William Goldman, Logan Pearsall Smith, Bill Watterson, Sir Arthur Eddington
June 17Irv Kupcinet, Hermann Hesse, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Socrates
June 16Robert Benchley, George Bernard Shaw, Charles M. Schulz, E. B. White
June 15Carl Sagan, Edmond de Goncourt, Doug Larson, Willis Player
June 14Unknown, Marvin Minsky, Joseph Heller, Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
June 13Dorothy Parker, Jose Marti, Herbert Rappaport, Richard Feynman
June 12Peter De Vries, Ernest Haskins, Edward Abbey, Kurt Vonnegut
June 11Oscar Wilde, Edward Bulwer-Lytton, William S. Burroughs, Robert Anthony
June 10Mark Twain, Ronald Reagan, Ed Meese, Abbie Hoffman
June 09Woody Allen, Thomas A. Edison, Terry Pratchett, Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon
June 08Hubert H. Humphrey, Groucho Marx, E. W. Dijkstra, Douglas Adams
June 07Herman Wouk, Robert Wilensky, Jack London, Francois de La Rochefoucauld
June 06Flip Wilson, Lewis Carroll, Thomas Jefferson, Paul Tillich
June 05Ann Landers, Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, Paul Dirac, Josh Billings
June 04Unknown, Robert Byrne, Ralph Novak, Bertrand Russell
June 03Ambrose Bierce, Dalton Camp, Darby Conley, Ernest Hemingway
June 02John Kenneth Galbraith, William Dement, Anatole France, Cyra McFadden
June 01Soren Kierkegaard, Lord Falkland, George Bernard Shaw, Evan Esar
May 31Henry James, Alan Turing, Will Rogers, Arthur Schopenhauer
May 30Edgar Bergen, Emily Dickinson, W. Somerset Maugham, Stephen Colbert
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