Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
September 19Lillian Carter, Dave Barry, G. K. Chesterton, William Goldman
September 18Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Steven Weinberg, Richard Feynman, George Eliot
September 17Queen Juliana, Scott Adams, Randall Jarrell, Ambrose Bierce
September 16George Bernard Shaw, Fran Lebowitz, James Thurber, Anthony Trollope
September 15Charles de Montesquieu, Ogden Nash, Howard Aiken, Ellen DeGeneres
September 14Mark Twain, Woody Allen, David Letterman, Frederick Douglass
September 13Pablo Picasso, Samuel Johnson, Robert Frost, Louis C. K.
September 12Edward Teller, Rudyard Kipling, Arthur Schopenhauer, Dr. Seuss
September 11New York City detective, E. B. White, Pierre Gallois, Brooks Atkinson
September 10Yogi Berra, Laurie Anderson, Frank Bruno, John Adams
September 09Unknown, August Strindberg, Max Beerbohm, H. L. Mencken
September 08Sinclair Lewis, Robert Morley, Babe Ruth, George Burns
September 07Joan Baez, Thomas A. Edison, Anonymous, Charles Bukowski
September 06Richter cartoon caption, Jean Sibelius, Malcolm Forbes, Johann von Neumann
September 05Albert Einstein, Logan Pearsall Smith, Lane Olinghouse, Jane Austen
September 04Samuel Goldwyn, Groucho Marx, Niels Bohr, Mark Twain
September 03Abraham Lincoln, Joe Theismann, Cyril Connolly, John Cage
September 02John Andrew Holmes, Jewish Proverb, Norman Douglas, Isaac Newton
September 01Jane Wagner, Jane Caminos, Dylan Thomas, George Bernard Shaw
August 31Russell Baker, Henry Adams, Ernie Kovacs, Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon
August 30Alfred Hitchcock, Lucille S. Harper, Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Aaron McGruder
August 29Ray Bradbury, W. Somerset Maugham, Michael Friedman, Oscar Wilde
August 28Oscar Levant, Anonymous, P. J. O'Rourke, Henri Poincare
August 27Joan Klempner, Edmond de Goncourt, Fran Lebowitz, Blaise Pascal
August 26Thomas Jefferson, Tallulah Bankhead, Henry David Thoreau, Scott Adams
August 25William Feather, H. L. Mencken, Albert Einstein, Benjamin Disraeli
August 24Senator Patrick Leahy, Unknown, Bill Watterson, Evan Esar
August 23M. C. Escher, Mignon McLaughlin, Thomas H. Huxley, Samuel Johnson
August 22Leo Tolstoy, Cyril Connolly, Robertson Davies, Jules Renard
August 21Lenin, Michel de Montaigne, Poul Anderson, Gustave Flaubert
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