Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
November 17Stephen Leacock, Thomas Szasz, Alice Roosevelt Longworth, Benjamin Disraeli
November 16Herman Melville, Dean Martin, Malcolm Forbes, Mark Twain
November 15Albert Einstein, Horace Walpole, Mae West, Friedrich Nietzsche
November 14Robert A. Humphrey, Steve Martin, P. J. O'Rourke, Henri-Frédéric Amiel
November 13Calvin Trillin, Mel Brooks, James M. Barrie, George Santayana
November 12Soren Kierkegaard, Anonymous, Sir Winston Churchill, Gene Fowler
November 11Lyndon B. Johnson, Unknown, Helen Rowland, Bella Abzug
November 10Russell Baker, Rita Mae Brown, Mitch Hedberg, Elvis Costello
November 09Larry Hardiman, Sir Frederick G. Banting, Voltaire, Arnold Toynbee
November 08H. L. Mencken, Charles M. Schulz, Jackie Mason, James Thurber
November 07Dudley Moore, Eddie Cantor, Eleanor Roosevelt, Quentin Crisp
November 06Andy Warhol, David Letterman, Don Marquis, Richter cartoon caption
November 05Isaac Asimov, Samuel Johnson, Abraham Lincoln, W. Somerset Maugham
November 04W. C. Fields, Herb Caen, Michel de Montaigne, Henry Stimson
November 03King Edward VIII, Wernher von Braun, Georges Clemenceau, Ronald Reagan
November 02Malcolm Forbes, Franklin P. Adams, Judge Gideon J. Tucker, Thomas Sowell
November 01Andrew W. Mathis, Doctor Who, P. G. Wodehouse, Michael Fry and T. Lewis
October 31Oscar Levant, Louise Beal, Fran Lebowitz, Richard Feynman
October 30W. C. Sellar and R. J. Yeatman, Woody Allen, Robert Frost, Cullen Hightower
October 29Elbert Hubbard, George F. Will, John Lithgow, Rita Rudner
October 28Unknown, Harry S Truman, Marshall McLuhan, Thomas Jefferson
October 27H. L. Mencken, Emily Dickinson, Stanislaw J. Lec, Voltaire
October 26Eve Babitz, Heinrich Heine, Clive James, Ogden Nash
October 25Samuel Goldwyn, Albert Schweitzer, Laurence J. Peter, Walter Bagehot
October 24J. Paul Getty, Ed Meese, Tom Robbins, Milton Friedman
October 23Ron Nesen, Will Rogers, Joseph Roux, Henry Kissinger
October 22Mogens Jallberg, David Peterson, John Kenneth Galbraith, John Green
October 21Franklin P. Adams, Dr. Joyce Brothers, Louis Vermeil, Mitch Hedberg
October 20Sigmund Freud, W. C. Fields, Rudyard Kipling, Ellen DeGeneres
October 19Henry David Thoreau, L. M. Boyd, Woody Allen, Helen Keller
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