Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
May 25Samuel Goldwyn, Ronald Reagan, H. L. Mencken, Orson Welles
May 24William Shakespeare, Nancy Reagan, Adrienne E. Gusoff, Rita Rudner
May 23Will Rogers, Katharine Whitehorn, Oscar Wilde, Margaret Millar
May 22G. K. Chesterton, Walt Kelly, Albert Camus, Ellen DeGeneres
May 21Bertolt Brecht, Howard Scott, Jimmy Demaret, William Gibson
May 20Alan Woods, George Bernard Shaw, Georg Christoph Lichtenberg, Voltaire
May 19Gloria Borger, Mark Twain, Albert Einstein, Ray Bradbury
May 18Lady Violet Bonham Carter, Carolyn Wells, George Ade, William Feather
May 17Konrad Lorenz, Logan Pearsall Smith, Mel Brooks, Alice Thomas Ellis
May 16Ambrose Bierce, Jimmy Buffett, Soren Kierkegaard, Dave Barry
May 15Isaac Asimov, Francois de La Rochefoucauld, P. J. O'Rourke, Thorstein Veblen
May 14Henry Adams, Robert Anton Wilson, Michael Friedman, Mary Wilson Little
May 13Friedrich Nietzsche, Heywood Broun, Victor Hugo, Jules Renard
May 12Japanese Proverb, Anatole France, Robert Heinlein, Thomas Carlyle
May 11Lord Brabazon, G. K. Chesterton, Phyllis Diller, James Branch Cabell
May 10Samuel Goldwyn, Sir Winston Churchill, Woodrow Wilson, Hobart Brown
May 09Woody Allen, Noel Coward, Bertrand Russell, Samuel Butler
May 08Edna St. Vincent Millay, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Sir Francis Bacon, Oliver Wendell Holmes
May 07Voltaire, E. B. White, Edmond de Goncourt, Jack Handey
May 06Ronnie Shakes, Albert Einstein, Thomas A. Edison, Jean Cocteau
May 05Oscar Wilde, Michel de Montaigne, Douglas Adams, Thomas Jefferson
May 04Lenny Bruce, Nora Ephron, Henri-Frédéric Amiel, Herman Melville
May 03Aldous Huxley, Marilyn Manson, Rita Mae Brown, William Cobbett
May 02Charlie Chaplin, Evelyn Waugh, Arthur C. Clarke, James Russell Lowell
May 01Bill Tammeus, Graffito, Rabbi Julius Gordon, Veronica Pare and Ferrett Steinmetz
April 30Ronald Reagan, Umberto Eco, Ron Nesen, Mark Twain
April 29William Blake, Henry Kissinger, George Santayana, Peter Ustinov
April 28Judith Martin, Yogi Berra, Charles M. Schulz, Lewis Carroll
April 27Sir Winston Churchill, Jerry Garcia, E. Joseph Cossman, Thomas Sowell
April 26Unknown, M. C. Escher, Fran Lebowitz, R. Buckminster Fuller
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