Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
July 24Henry J. Tillman, Oscar Wilde, Johnny Carson, Jean-Paul Sartre
July 23Alfred Adler, Dame Edna Everage, Arthur C. Clarke, Edward Young
July 22Edgard Varese, Abraham Lincoln, Albert Einstein, Will Rogers
July 21James Thurber, Robert W. Sarnoff, Richard Feynman, Sir Winston Churchill
July 20Elvis Presley, Charles M. Schulz, George Jackson, Louis C. K.
July 19Voltaire, Douglas Adams, Russell Baker, Bertrand Russell
July 18James Branch Cabell, John Maynard Keynes, Lenny Bruce, Elbert Hubbard
July 17Alexander Hamilton, Sir Francis Bacon, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Michael Crichton
July 16Adlai E. Stevenson Jr., Henry David Thoreau, John H. Patterson, Anais Nin
July 15Billy Wilder, Sam Levenson, George Bernard Shaw, Peter Borden
July 14Unknown, Chinese Proverb, David T. Wolf, Seth Hoffman
July 13Aaron Copland, G. H. Hardy, Erica Jong, David Letterman
July 12Arlo Guthrie, Robert Frost, Robertson Davies, Nikola Tesla
July 11Daniel J. Boorstin, Rita Rudner, Jack Handey, Lisa Kudrow
July 10Mark Twain, Joe Weinstein, Charles F. Kettering, H. L. Mencken
July 09Jimmy Breslin, Oscar Wilde, Randy K. Milholland, William Shakespeare
July 08Bagdikian's Observation, Fred Hoyle, Thomas A. Edison, John Kenneth Galbraith
July 07Andy Warhol, Dan Quayle, Douglas Adams, F. Scott Fitzgerald
July 06Napoleon Bonaparte, Anonymous, John D. Rockefeller, Al Franken
July 05Lyndon B. Johnson, Alfred Hitchcock, C. P. Snow, Eric Hoffer
July 04Steven Wright, Peter Ustinov, George Carlin, Elvis Costello
July 03Robert Byrne, Charles Wadsworth, Thomas H. Huxley, Thorstein Veblen
July 02Henry David Thoreau, George Bernard Shaw, Dave Barry, Heather Armstrong
July 01Henry Kissinger, Fred Allen, Cyril Connolly, Theodore Roosevelt
June 30Ogden Nash, Jerome Blattner, Kin Hubbard, Ralph Waldo Emerson
June 29Fran Lebowitz, Cary Grant, Roald Amundsen, Kent Nichols and Douglas Sarine
June 28Robert Benchley, Poul Anderson, Plato, William Faulkner
June 27Charles De Gaulle, Norman Brenner, Paul Valery, Oscar Wilde
June 26Tom Stoppard, Unknown, M. C. Escher, H. L. Mencken
June 25Chico Marx, Johann von Neumann, Ray Bradbury, Mitch Hedberg
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