Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
October 01Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Ambrose Bierce, Will Rogers , Henri-Frédéric Amiel
September 29Laurence J. Peter, Willie Tyler, Douglas Adams, Thomas Mann
September 28Evelyn Waugh, Charles M. Schulz, Hector Berlioz, Jack Handey
September 27Muhammad Ali, Groucho Marx, Saki, Marie Curie
September 26H. L. Mencken, E. M. Forster, Kin Hubbard, Franz Kafka
September 25Ernest Hemingway, Dorothy L. Sayers, John Wilmot, Lewis Carroll
September 24John Kenneth Galbraith, Edwin P. Whipple, Hermann Hesse, Leo Rosten
September 23W. C. Fields, Stephen Leacock, Albert Einstein, Charlotte Whitton
September 22George Bernard Shaw, Will Durst, Isaac Asimov, Paul Valery
September 21David Smith, Marie Ebner von Eschenbach, Don Delillo, Dick Cavett
September 20Oscar Wilde, From "Taxi", Dorothy Nevill, Thomas Sowell
September 19Caskie Stinnett, Joe Theismann, Andy Rooney, Frank Herbert
September 18Jonathan Winters, Carl Reiner, William Faulkner, Henny Youngman
September 16Arthur C. Clarke, H. L. Mencken, Bertrand Russell, G. K. Chesterton
September 15Ken Olsen, Arthur Schopenhauer, Emile Chartier, Joan Rivers
September 14John Mason Brown, Alfred North Whitehead, Robert Orben, Stanislaw J. Lec
September 13Frank Zappa, Pierre Beaumarchais, Pablo Picasso, Mae West
September 12Oliver Wendell Holmes, Frantz Fanon, Malcolm Forbes, David Coblitz
September 11Blaise Pascal, Wilson Mizner, Franklin P. Adams, Jef Mallett
September 10David Frost, Voltaire, Tallulah Bankhead, Terry Pratchett
September 09Simon Cameron, Mark Twain, Albert Einstein, Cullen Hightower
September 08Greek Proverb, Barbara Tober, Samuel Johnson, George Bernard Shaw
September 07Oscar Levant, Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, Rita Rudner, Andre Gide
September 06Will Rogers, Bertrand Russell, Dorothy Parker, Ralph Waldo Emerson
September 05Sir Thomas Beecham, Donald Trump, Eve Babitz, P. J. O'Rourke
September 04Jerome K. Jerome, Steven Wright, Mahatma Gandhi, Alan Corenk
September 03Russel Lynes, Eugene McCarthy, Robert Pirsig, Peter De Vries
September 02W. C. Fields, Quentin Crisp, William James, Alfred North Whitehead
September 01Erica Jong, Frank Lloyd Wright, Eddie Izzard, Seth Hoffman
August 31W. Somerset Maugham, Charles Baudelaire, H. L. Mencken, Gerald R. Ford
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