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The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.
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Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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Unknown
To know the road ahead, ask those coming back.
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Chinese Proverb
A lawyer starts life giving $500 worth of law for $5 and ends giving $5 worth for $500.
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Benjamin H. Brewster (1816 - 1888)
I love acting. It is so much more real than life.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
Really listening and suspending one's own judgment is necessary in order to understand other people on their own terms... This is a process that requires trust and builds trust.
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Mary Field Belenky, Women's Ways of Knowing: The Development of Self, Voice, and Mind, p. 187
I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.
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Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
By the work one knows the workmen.
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Jean De La Fontaine (1621 - 1695)
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
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Albert Schweitzer (1875 - 1965)
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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