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I paint self-portraits because I am so often alone, because I am the person I know best.
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Frida Kahlo (1907 - 1954)
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
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P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )
He who undervalues himself is justly undervalued by others.
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William Hazlitt (1778 - 1830)
Mistrust the man who finds everything good, the man who finds everything evil and still more the man who is indifferent to everything.
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Johann K. Lavater
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
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Andy Rooney (1919 - )
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
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Erich Segal
Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.
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Leo Tolstoy (1828 - 1910)
What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly.
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Thomas Paine (1737 - 1809)
Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.
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Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar's Comic Dictionary
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
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Charles Bukowski (1920 - 1994), From "Betting on the Muse"
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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