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- Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
- P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )
- Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
- Robert Orben
- The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving.
- Russell Green
- I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth.
- Carl Sandburg (1878 - 1967)
- Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
- Edward Shepherd Mead
- Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.
- Judith Martin, (Miss Manners)
- The computer is a moron.
- Peter Drucker (1909 - 2005)
- A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
- Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)
- Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
- I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness.
- James Thurber (1894 - 1961)
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