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- It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
- It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), Man and Superman (1903) "Maxims for Revolutionists"
- It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
- Rod Serling (1924 - 1975)
- It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
- Woody Allen (1935 - )
- It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
- Woody Allen (1935 - )
- It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
- Margaret Bonnano
- It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
- Alec Bourne
- It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.
- John Andrew Holmes
- It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
- Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
- It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
- Woody Allen (1935 - )
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