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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

I could prove God statistically.
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George Gallup (1901 - 1984)
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
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Jules Renard (1864 - 1910)
I don't really trust a sane person.
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Lyle Alzado (1949 - 1992)
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
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Samuel Goldwyn (1882 - 1974)
I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor.
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Roger Moore (1927 - )
I felt like poisoning a monk.
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Umberto Eco (1932 - ), on why he wrote the novel "The Name of the Rose."
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
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Charles M. Schulz (1922 - 2000), Charlie Brown in "Peanuts"
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.
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