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- You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
- Doris Egan, House M.D., House vs. God, 2006
- Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people. Otherwise, there wouldn't be religious people.
- Doris Egan, House M.D., The Right Stuff, 2007
- I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to protect yourself from lawsuits.
- David Hoselton, House M.D., Guardian Angels, 2007
- Lies are like children: they're hard work, but it's worth it because the future depends on them.
- Pam Davis, House M.D., It's A Wonderful Lie, 2008
- A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.
- Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content, 11-14-08
- There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.
- Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content #1356, 03-10-09
- My marriage had its ups and downs like anyone's, but when it came down to it, I knew it was solid. I miss that sort of security, and that sort of connection with someone.
- John Scalzi, Old Man's War, 2005
- If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
- Marcus Bridgstocke
- 'Wrong' is one of those concepts that depends on witnesses.
- Scott Adams (1957 - ), Dilbert, 11-05-09
- What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
- Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content, #1615, March 2010
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