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- The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.
- Franklin P. Jones
- The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
- Willem de Kooning (1904 - )
- Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and higher education positively fortifies it.
- Stephen Vizinczey, An Innocent Millionaire
- Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
- Doug Larson
- If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
- Bob Hope (1903 - 2003)
- Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be.
- William Hazlitt (1778 - 1830)
- There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else.
- Cullen Hightower
- Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.
- Tom Masson
- We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will not know them because we hate them.
- Charles Caleb Colton (1780 - 1832)
- The sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous.
- Shana Alexander
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