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- Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
- Jeff Valdez
- I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
- Garry Shandling (1949 - )
- I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
- An English Professor, Ohio University
- Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, 'The black cat is always the last one off the fence.' I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly true.
- Solomon Short
- I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments. Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890 - 1969)
- If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
- Mel Brooks (1926 - )
- Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
- Jef Raskin, interviewed in Doctor Dobb's Journal
- I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.
- Dave Barry (1947 - )
- You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
- Hello seeker! Now don't feel alone here in the New Age, because there's a seeker born every minute.
- Firesign Theatre
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