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- Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand
- Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007)
- There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
- Dick Cavett (1936 - )
- Television – a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
- Ernie Kovacs
- Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.
- Rita Mae Brown
- I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
- Emo Phillips, Neuropsychology: Clinical and Experimental Foundations
- Equations are the devil's sentences.
- Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
- Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
- Mel Brooks (1926 - )
- Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.
- Bill Gates (1955 - ), Time Magazine, January 13, 1996
- The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
- Seth MacFarlane, The Family Guy
- I never guess. It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.
- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (1859 - 1930), The Sign of Four, A Scandal in Bohemia
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