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- I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
- Steven Pearl
- I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
- Jerome K. Jerome (1859 - 1927), "Three Men in a Boat", 1889
- The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935), Illiterate Digest (1924), "Helping the Girls with their Income Taxes"
- Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
- Joey Bishop (1918 - )
- Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
- Woody Allen (1935 - )
- Getting caught is the mother of invention.
- Robert Byrne
- There is never enough time, unless you're serving it.
- Malcolm Forbes (1919 - 1990)
- The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
- Herb Caen
- No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
- Lily Tomlin (1939 - )
- A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
- W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)
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