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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Mae West (1892 - 1980), Klondike Annie (1936 film)
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
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Garry Shandling (1949 - )
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
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Garry Shandling (1949 - )
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
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An English Professor, Ohio University
Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, 'The black cat is always the last one off the fence.' I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly true.
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Solomon Short
When love is gone, there's always justice.
And when justice is gone, there's always force.
And when force is gone, there's always Mom.
Hi, Mom!
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Laurie Anderson
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
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George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), Man and Superman (1903) "Maxims for Revolutionists"
I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments. Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it.
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Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890 - 1969)
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.
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H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
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Mel Brooks (1926 - )
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