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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

Like I always say, there's no 'I' in "team". There is a 'me', though, if you jumble it up.
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David Shore, House M.D., DNR, 2004
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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Doris Egan, House M.D., House vs. God, 2006
Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people. Otherwise, there wouldn't be religious people.
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Doris Egan, House M.D., The Right Stuff, 2007
I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to protect yourself from lawsuits.
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David Hoselton, House M.D., Guardian Angels, 2007
Lies are like children: they're hard work, but it's worth it because the future depends on them.
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Pam Davis, House M.D., It's A Wonderful Lie, 2008
A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.
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Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content, 11-14-08
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Elvis Costello (1954 - ), Interview in Musician magazine, October 1983
There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.
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Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content #1356, 03-10-09
My marriage had its ups and downs like anyone's, but when it came down to it, I knew it was solid. I miss that sort of security, and that sort of connection with someone.
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John Scalzi, Old Man's War, 2005
If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
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Marcus Bridgstocke
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