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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.
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Bill Gates (1955 - ), Time Magazine, January 13, 1996
The coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave man...only five hundred.
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Meredith Willson, The Music Man
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
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Seth MacFarlane, The Family Guy
Dance like it hurts,
Love like you need money,
Work when people are watching.
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Scott Adams (1957 - ), The Way of the Weasel
Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!
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Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata, Animal Crossing: Wild World, 2005
I never guess. It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (1859 - 1930), The Sign of Four, A Scandal in Bohemia
That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.
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Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content, 01-04-07
Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.
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Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content, 01-04-07
It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 03-24-07
An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.
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Jef Mallett, Frazz, 04-04-07
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