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- An optimist stays up to see the New Year in. A pessimist waits to make sure the old one leaves.
- Bill Vaughan
- Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
- Jerry Seinfeld (1954 - )
- It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is fatal.
- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
- I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
- Emo Phillips, Neuropsychology: Clinical and Experimental Foundations
- I don't have an English accent because this is what English sounds like when spoken properly.
- James Carr, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
- Equations are the devil's sentences.
- Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
- The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
- Dave Kellett, Sheldon, 02-01-09
- Cocaine is God's way of saying that you're making too much money.
- Robin Williams (1951 - )
- Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
- Mel Brooks (1926 - )
- If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough
- Mario Andretti (1940 - )
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