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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

Any war that requires the suspension of reason as a necessity for support is a bad war.
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Norman Mailer (1923 - 2007), Armies Of The Night
There is no greater importance in all the world like knowing you are right and that the wave of the world is wrong, yet the wave crashes upon you.
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Norman Mailer (1923 - 2007), Armies Of The Night
I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
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Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005), Comedy Central Presents
With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?'
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Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)
I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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Jack Handey (1949 - ), Deep Thoughts
I have nothing to say, and I am saying it, and that is poetry.
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John Cage (1912 - 1992)
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death.
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Joan D. Vinge, Catspaw
Cynically speaking, one could say that it is true to life to be cynical about it.
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Paul Tillich (1886 - 1965), The Courage to Be
Man always gets less than he demands from life.
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Jack London (1876 - 1916), The People of the Abyss
The only good ideas are the ones I can take credit for.
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R. Stevens, Diesel Sweeties, 11-13-06
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