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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

If time flies when you're having fun, it hits the afterburners when you don't think you're having enough.
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Jef Mallett, Frazz, 08-01-05
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
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Ernest Hemingway (1899 - 1961)
The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), "The Remarkable Rocket"
I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward.
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Stanislaw J. Lec (1909 - 1966), Unkempt Thoughts
Who is more busy than he who hath least to do?
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John Clarke, Paroemiologia Anglo-Latina, 1639
None are so busy as the fool and knave.
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John Dryden (1631 - 1700), The Medal, 1682
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
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Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)
I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.
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Lech Walesa (1943 - )
It's never just a game when you're winning.
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George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
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George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
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