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Results of search for Quote: %s - Page 249 of 2015
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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know.
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Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
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Jack Handey (1949 - )
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
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George Best
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
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Robert Frost (1874 - 1963)
The outcome of any serious research can only be to make two questions grow where only one grew before.
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Thorstein Veblen (1857 - 1929)
Invention is the mother of necessity.
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Thorstein Veblen (1857 - 1929)
The things we know best are the things we haven't been taught.
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Marquis de Vauvenargues
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
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Doug Larson
To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.
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Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007), Slaughterhouse Five
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