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- Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
- It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
- Tom Stoppard (1937 - )
- Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
- The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
- Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it.
- Steve Burns
- Gifts are like hooks.
- Marcus Valerius Martialis (40 AD - 103 AD)
- Holidays are an expensive trial of strength. The only satisfaction comes from survival.
- Jonathan Miller
- People are far more sincere and good-humored at speeding their parting guests than on meeting them.
- Anton Chekhov (1860 - 1904)
- Come quickly, I am tasting stars!
- Dom Perignon, at the moment of his discovery of champagne
- A donut without a hole...is a danish.
- Chevy Chase on "SNL's Weekend Update"
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