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- A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake at the moment.
- Willis Player
- If you were in a room with Kadaffi, Saddam Hussien, and John Sununu, and you only had two bullets, what would you do. Shoot John Sununu twice.
- Paul Tsongas
- More people out of work leads to higher unemployment.`
- Calvin Coolidge (1872 - 1933)
- If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?
- George Moore
- The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives is after they've been indicted.
- Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)
- Old wives don't dieif they're getting alimony
- David Brown
- Women! Ya can't live with 'em and ya can't get 'em to wear skimpy little Nazi outfits.
- Emo Phillips
- Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone.
- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
- Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
- Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.
- Frank Leahy
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