Quotation Search
To search for quotations, enter a phrase to search for in the quotation, a whole or partial
author name, or both. Also specify the collections to search in below. See the
Search Instructions for details.
- I improve on misquotation.
- Cary Grant (1904 - 1986)
- I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
- If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
- Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
- An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
- Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
- Lily Tomlin (1939 - )
- I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
- Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.
- Bertolt Brecht (1898 - 1956)
- Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do.
- Dale Carnegie
- The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
- Henry Cate VII
- Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
- Quentin Crisp
|
![[info]](/icon_info.gif){kind=icon}
![[add]](/icon_plus.gif){kind=icon}
![[mail]](/icon_email.gif){kind=icon}
![[note]](/icon_note.gif){kind=icon}