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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
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Edgar Bergen (1903 - 1978), (Charlie McCarthy)
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As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
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Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955), "Geometry and Experience", January 27, 1921
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
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Carl Zwanzig
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
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W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
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Jules de Gaultier
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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
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What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
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Irv Kupcinet
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Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
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Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
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