Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 18, 2026
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
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Rita Rudner  
In great affairs men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small things they show themselves as they are.
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Nicholas Chamfort (1741 - 1794)  
Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
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George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)  
Life is pain, anyone who says differently is selling something.
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William Goldman, The Princess Bride  
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