Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 03, 2026
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
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Samuel Goldwyn (1882 - 1974)  
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
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Frank Moore Colby  
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
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J. R. R. Tolkien (1892 - 1973), The Fellowship of the Ring  
A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all - he's walking on them.
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Leonard Louis Levinson  
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