Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 23, 2026
Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250
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Harper's Index, October 1989  
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.
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Henry Kissinger (1923 - )  
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
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Umberto Eco (1932 - )  
The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
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Louis C. K., Louis C. K.: Chewed Up, 2008  
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