Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 31, 2025
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )  
Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
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Simeon Strunsky (1879 - 1948), No Mean City (1944)  
The future will be better tomorrow.
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Dan Quayle (1947 - )  
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
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H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)  
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