Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 27, 2025
If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
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Mickey Mantle (1931 - 1995), (attributed)  
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
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Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)  
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
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Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)  
I've accepted that I'm not going to die of natural causes, [but] getting killed 'cuz you're naturally a dick seems like natural causes to me.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, Natural Causes, 06-07-13  
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